I just randomly remembered how Family Matters used to have Eddie try to sing sometimes and fuck Family Matters nigga. Grandma was 97 years old getting her back tore down by some limo driver nigga that didn't even move her out her son house fuck that show Nigga name was Waldo

Motherfucking Laura loved Steve but only Steve without the glasses cuz my nigga was blind this dumb jigga sending radiation thru his body 6 times a week to turn into Stefan for Laura to love him the bitch decided to marry him don't know all that radiation mean Steve is about

To DIE at 33 because he has a raging case of cancer boiling up in his body because of her dumbass Carl had a cop salary and I saw Steve cause at least 350,000 dollars worth of damage to his house how this nigga insurance rates ain't go sky high where the money come from Carl

Myra was the only real character and she kept getting played by the lovesick nerd when you know Myra was with all the sick shit but Urkel was stupid Harriett used to dress like a couch cushion Rachel just left her whole ass son for THREE seasons nigga nobody flinched at all

Then they adopted 3J for no reason at all because if they wanted another kid they coulda just Judy but they kicked her off and she was taking money shots from Lexington Steele in Booty Talk DVDs and nobody even cared she was on CRACK fuck that show

Then they played that bitch ass piano music at the end of every episode fuck that piano the house in the intro wasn't even the same house from the show how you fuck that up, Eddie Winslow highkey was in the closet (no H8), Maxine was fine but she fucked Waldo so her Yelp ratings

Would be terrible but I'd hit not gonna lie, the episode where Laura accepted Steve's proposal cuz he was finna move to Russia was the worst episode of anything ever, then the nigga was just flying around in outer space all Willy nilly like he in Jason X or some shit and then

They just randomly had a new Harriett out of nowhere that had the personality of a loaf of bread but she dressed better at least I swear to GOD that's the worst show ever nigga Richie had a S curl and he was 11 nobody was bullying this nigga? In Chicago? Nobody? Deadass?

Fuck that show.