Me when I hear fireworks on May 25 before the sun is down:

So if you’re newish to the timeline, you may not know this about me but uh...I really ain’t with the neighborhood fireworks 4th of July test runs. At any time of the year. And yes, I want you to get off my lawn thanks.

Special shout out to people doing their 4th of July Fireworks Spectacle Redos. I’m reckon I’ll hear fireworks from now and right on into 2020. The discount pallets of fireworks are already being purchased.

The loud fireworks hit that clearance price and it’s a done deal in my neck of the woods. Might as well pull a lawn chair out and kick it in the driveway.

Ah yes, my neighbors that bought the clearance fireworks are doing their *checks notes* Night Before Labor Day fireworks display.

Oh here we go, the “Night Before The 21st Night Of September” Fireworks Show is happening in my neighborhood.

Somebody in the neighborhood has the December 14th fireworks show going on over here.

Uh oh, somebody found their old fireworks in my neighborhood. It’s the February 23rd rehearsal for the July 4th fireworks show. Yes it’s daytime. No, I don’t know what is going on with people.

Fireworks back. The pallets must be on sale.

Somebody spent a lil bit of money on this. Got the big pseudo-professional fireworks display mortars.