*post wisdom teeth surgery*
Nurse: “You cannot spit.”
Me: “It’s ok, I swallow!!”
my brother burst out laughing and my mom had to suppress her giggling as the instructions were given. it was at this time i was discovering my nose.
i noticed today, i have a big ball chin. like it’s a big ball and it’s hard and squishy.
i have learnt today:
-i don’t like chocolate ice cream
-smoothies taste better with a spoon
-all the drugs and numbness has caused me to forget how eating works
I woke up and didn’t know how my tongue worked...
Should I post the videos?
Today has been quite the adventure.
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