DAMON DAUNNO IS A SUPERNATURAL BEING WHO CAN CHANGE HEIGHTS AS HE SEES FIT: a thread
(made with the help of @eurydisolea thank you for helping me search for the truth😤)
this is gideon glick next to patti lupone, who is 5’ 2”. patti is hugging him a little bit so in this picture she’s more like 5’ 1”.
this is gideon glick shaking hands with alicia keys. as you can see, they are about the same height. alicia keys is 5’ 6”.
this is gideon glick, who we have now established as 5’ 6”, next to rebecca naomi jones. rebecca is about 3” shorter than gideon and looks about 2” taller than that picture of patti hugging gideon, so let’s say she’s about 5’ 3”.
this is damon daunno next to rebecca naomi jones in oklahoma. in this photo he looks about 4” taller than her, bringing him to a height of about 5’ 7”.
here’s another (really cute🥺) picture of them from oklahoma opening night. but they look closer in height, around 2.5”. this would put damon at about 5’ 5.5”.
in this picture, damon looks IMPRESSIVELY taller, maybe around 6” taller, making him 5’ 9”.
BUT WAIT. IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER. this is taylor (a true stunner ily tay @iIIcoveryou) next to nick blaemire. tay is 5’ 11.5”. mr. blaemire is bending over a little in this photo so let’s go ahead and say that he’s just about 6”.
here’s where shit gets wild. this is a photo of damon daunno and nick blaemire from a WHILE back.
THATS RIGHT!!!! DAMON DAUNNO IS TALLER THAN NICK BLAEMIRE IN THAT PHOTO!!! BY MAYBE 0.5” TO 1”!!!!!
DAMON DAUNNO COULD BE ANYWHERE FROM 5’ 6” TO 6’ 1” AND I SIMPLY DONT KNOW ANYMORE
in conclusion, this man can just completely change his height at will. awe-inspiring. incredible. this is one of the many reasons why he deserves the tony.
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