Stop going on dates if ya mental state is trash https://twitter.com/SevenGod_/status/1131283324536872960
Who the fuck wanna get drinks with a woman then talk about each other mental health
Woman start talking about how she was abused on the first date...im calling my Uber right there
Me: mannnnnnnnnn, this steak is good. They cooked it right!

Her: so let me tell you how my last boyfriend abused me almost everyday

Me:
Me: my last relationship worked out just fine but we had to end it because of distance. However we remain cordial and I have zero baggage. Hbu?

Her: Well my last boyfriend use to beat me to the point where I had to.....

Me:
Me: waiter can I have two more margaritas please ☺️

Her: idk if I want to have another drink. My ex always use to get drunk and put his hands on me

Me:
Me: I never been in a "toxic" relationship.

Her: You can't be serious.

Me: I'm dead serious. Guess I had good luck with women lol. So what u do for a liv....

Her: that's hard to believe especially since the mental state of black men in am......

Me:
Her: so what's the wildest relationship you been in?

Me: ummmmmm...wild? Never been in a wild relationship if that make sense lol

Her: you luck. Last dude I dated I had to get a restraining order on him

Me:
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