I’ve joined a ‘STOP 5G ON THE ISLE OF WIGHT’ group on Facebook for a laugh. Best thing I’ve done on the site in years. Proper hilarious.
Seriously. This isn’t a parody group, this is a real thing.
Seriously. This isn’t a parody group, this is a real thing.
Seriously. This isn’t a parody group, this is a real thing.
How the church ended up the enemy in all of this, Christ knows (literally). The final sentence in the comment might be my favourite thing posted on Facebook ever.
How the church ended up the enemy in all of this, Christ knows (literally). The final sentence in the comment might be my favourite thing posted on Facebook ever.
How the church ended up the enemy in all of this, Christ knows (literally). The final sentence in the comment might be my favourite thing posted on Facebook ever.
Oh goodness me, #5GTreegate goes on. Bloody church! Bloody planes! Bloody government! (I’m hoping Gray is taking the mick. If not...)
Oh goodness me, #5GTreegate goes on. Bloody church! Bloody planes! Bloody government! (I’m hoping Gray is taking the mick. If not...)
Oh goodness me, #5GTreegate goes on. Bloody church! Bloody planes! Bloody government! (I’m hoping Gray is taking the mick. If not...)
A protest against environmental change with people dressed up as bees or other animals is quite sweet. A protest against 5G on the island with people dressed up as bees or other animals is hilarious.
At what point do we let the authorities know that someone (the same person as the odd church comments above) is suggesting that the Isle of Wight Council’s “day of reckoning” is coming...?!
At what point do we let the authorities know that someone (the same person as the odd church comments above) is suggesting that the Isle of Wight Council’s “day of reckoning” is coming...?!
At what point do we let the authorities know that someone (the same person as the odd church comments above) is suggesting that the Isle of Wight Council’s “day of reckoning” is coming...?!
At what point do we let the authorities know that someone (the same person as the odd church comments above) is suggesting that the Isle of Wight Council’s “day of reckoning” is coming...?!
‘Headaches when I am around WiFi’ - well I mean it’s 2019, so is that, err, all the time?

To confirm, you’re having your filling changed to *checks notes* porcelain because of *checks further notes* the effects of being near WiFi. A bit off-topic but totally worth it.
Ah, the anti-5G crowdfunder. Should have seen this coming.

Interestingly they’ve gone for a charity portal instead of a Kickstarter-style thing where funds are only secured if they achieve the goal. So lucky for them that, err, £10 is secure!
Ah, the anti-5G crowdfunder. Should have seen this coming. Interestingly they’ve gone for a charity portal instead of a Kickstarter-style thing where funds are only secured if they achieve the goal. So lucky for them that, err, £10 is secure!
Ah, the anti-5G crowdfunder. Should have seen this coming. Interestingly they’ve gone for a charity portal instead of a Kickstarter-style thing where funds are only secured if they achieve the goal. So lucky for them that, err, £10 is secure!
Unfortunately for the anti-5G fundraiser(?) they didn’t read the small print, and thus their @JustGiving fundraiser is against the rules.

I’ll donate when I have more signal.
Unfortunately for the anti-5G fundraiser(?) they didn’t read the small print, and thus their @JustGiving fundraiser is against the rules. I’ll donate when I have more signal.
Unfortunately for the anti-5G fundraiser(?) they didn’t read the small print, and thus their @JustGiving fundraiser is against the rules. I’ll donate when I have more signal.
Sunday, the holy day, and #5Gtreegate goes on. Somehow now the vicar is to blame. And what on earth is with all that blue-rich white light?! Bloody vicar.
Sunday, the holy day, and #5Gtreegate goes on. Somehow now the vicar is to blame. And what on earth is with all that blue-rich white light?! Bloody vicar.
Sunday, the holy day, and #5Gtreegate goes on. Somehow now the vicar is to blame. And what on earth is with all that blue-rich white light?! Bloody vicar.
Sunday, the holy day, and #5Gtreegate goes on. Somehow now the vicar is to blame. And what on earth is with all that blue-rich white light?! Bloody vicar.
This could get awkward.
...no.
‘A NATIONAL CRISIS OF ILLNESS AND DEATH.’

This lot are definitely flat earthers, aren’t they?
A ‘mast’ has gone up in Ryde and people are VERY concerned. It’s strange: that mast looks an awful lot like a drill...
A ‘mast’ has gone up in Ryde and people are VERY concerned. It’s strange: that mast looks an awful lot like a drill...
A ‘mast’ has gone up in Ryde and people are VERY concerned. It’s strange: that mast looks an awful lot like a drill...
A ‘mast’ has gone up in Ryde and people are VERY concerned. It’s strange: that mast looks an awful lot like a drill...
Is it a ‘gigantic radiation cage with microwaves’, or a Poundland Death Star...?
Is it a ‘gigantic radiation cage with microwaves’, or a Poundland Death Star...?
Is it a ‘gigantic radiation cage with microwaves’, or a Poundland Death Star...?
HelenLovejoy.jpg
Earlier on in the thread, we had the post about the person who wants people to attend a protest on Sunday dressed as animals. This person also attached a poster to be shared.

I don’t think many people want to get involved... (the last comment is brilliant)
Earlier on in the thread, we had the post about the person who wants people to attend a protest on Sunday dressed as animals. This person also attached a poster to be shared.I don’t think many people want to get involved... (the last comment is brilliant)
Earlier on in the thread, we had the post about the person who wants people to attend a protest on Sunday dressed as animals. This person also attached a poster to be shared.I don’t think many people want to get involved... (the last comment is brilliant)
Earlier on in the thread, we had the post about the person who wants people to attend a protest on Sunday dressed as animals. This person also attached a poster to be shared.I don’t think many people want to get involved... (the last comment is brilliant)
Earlier on in the thread, we had the post about the person who wants people to attend a protest on Sunday dressed as animals. This person also attached a poster to be shared.I don’t think many people want to get involved... (the last comment is brilliant)
Full House by this guy who has shared his own post to the group:

- Blames the parents(?)
- “We have the evidence” (lol no)
- “Denial condition” (wut)
- “Slavery” (?!)
- ‘Roll on Brexit’(!)

(Seriously I’ve been waiting for Brexit to come into this for at least *some* days now).
Full House by this guy who has shared his own post to the group:- Blames the parents(?)- “We have the evidence” (lol no)- “Denial condition” (wut)- “Slavery” (?!)- ‘Roll on Brexit’(!)(Seriously I’ve been waiting for Brexit to come into this for at least *some* days now).
Full House by this guy who has shared his own post to the group:- Blames the parents(?)- “We have the evidence” (lol no)- “Denial condition” (wut)- “Slavery” (?!)- ‘Roll on Brexit’(!)(Seriously I’ve been waiting for Brexit to come into this for at least *some* days now).
‘Graham’ is my favourite member. He’s like a real-life, human version of the film Signs. Although that film he’s linked to also looks hilarious.
‘Graham’ is my favourite member. He’s like a real-life, human version of the film Signs. Although that film he’s linked to also looks hilarious.
‘Graham’ is my favourite member. He’s like a real-life, human version of the film Signs. Although that film he’s linked to also looks hilarious.
‘Graham’ is my favourite member. He’s like a real-life, human version of the film Signs. Although that film he’s linked to also looks hilarious.
‘Graham’ is my favourite member. He’s like a real-life, human version of the film Signs. Although that film he’s linked to also looks hilarious.
It’s not how I remember Alice in Wonderland, David, but each to their own.
I didn’t think you could top the idea of ‘do nothing but somehow have water for a month’ but that comment, I mean... How do you strike against a radio wave? Move to Mercury?
I didn’t think you could top the idea of ‘do nothing but somehow have water for a month’ but that comment, I mean... How do you strike against a radio wave? Move to Mercury?
I didn’t think you could top the idea of ‘do nothing but somehow have water for a month’ but that comment, I mean... How do you strike against a radio wave? Move to Mercury?
Same post as the previous tweet. This is in the comments section. I like ‘life without death’ as much as the next person but maybe just fling us a cherry bakewell every so often?
It’s the day of the anti-5G “demonstration” in Newport and everyone is out in force to promote it! Don’t forget to mention how flat the earth is.

(Yes, much like a few days ago, this person is entirely talking to themselves).
It’s the day of the anti-5G “demonstration” in Newport and everyone is out in force to promote it! Don’t forget to mention how flat the earth is.(Yes, much like a few days ago, this person is entirely talking to themselves).
It’s the day of the anti-5G “demonstration” in Newport and everyone is out in force to promote it! Don’t forget to mention how flat the earth is.(Yes, much like a few days ago, this person is entirely talking to themselves).
It’s the day of the anti-5G “demonstration” in Newport and everyone is out in force to promote it! Don’t forget to mention how flat the earth is.(Yes, much like a few days ago, this person is entirely talking to themselves).
Praise be to @Hurdle_Girdle who has managed to find the protest...! https://twitter.com/hurdle_girdle/status/1134809156366606337?s=21
Also (thanks to @SteveFeltham) we have a snippet of the live broadcast on the group... it’s absolutely buzzing.
I don’t know much about Kingsman but I do know it wasn’t a documentary. Sandra, mate, you’ve gone to the bad place.
Then again, I’d usually block the names out on these but Laura Gilmartin? Laura Gilmartin can do one.
‘The idiots are already assembling’, says person who probably got the IWCP office in fits of laughter when they received her original letter.
Sandra reports that 5G is available in Cowes! Oh no!

So how come it doesn’t look like downtown Pripyat yet...? #yacthties
Wayne Carr living up to his name.
I... I don’t know where to begin.
I don’t think she means *that* Mark Steel. (Then again, ‘full AI takeover’ is hilarious)
1) lol.
2) please don’t make me join another group to laugh at.
Oh this is going to be HILARIOUS. Well in, Beeb.
Oh this was hilarious by the way. This was my favourite bit.
Tanja: Please be there so we can topple these crazed power-hungry authorities!
Also Tanja: Stop ignoring me.
Tanja: Please be there so we can topple these crazed power-hungry authorities!Also Tanja: Stop ignoring me.
Tanja: Please be there so we can topple these crazed power-hungry authorities!Also Tanja: Stop ignoring me.
Awful sign-making. See me after class.
y tho.
Electro-Sensitivity Day? Never heard of—

Ohh, it’s bollocks!
Electro-Sensitivity Day? Never heard of—Ohh, it’s bollocks!
Electro-Sensitivity Day? Never heard of—Ohh, it’s bollocks!
...pahahahahahaha!
‘Let’s make this illness viral!’ is the best thing ever.
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