So after seeing Kim K in her met gala dress I haven't been able to stop thinking about how she could breathe. Like literally how could a human being breath in that?? And then it hit me....
It's not the real Kim. It's a robot created by Kris and Kanye. Kim died in 2016 in Paris during that robbery. She took a brief hiatus from fame (aka the robot living as Kim now was being built) and is a completely different person now.
Kim has her children via surrogate, and CLAIMS that the reason is previous complications, but could it actually be that ROBOTS CAN'T GET PREGNANT??
Kim also used to be one quirky bitch, but int recent years has been completely devoid of personality, much like a ROBOT.
Kris needed Kim around for the revenue, and Kanye needed Kim to be seen in his clothing and for his cult but we will get to that later. So the perfect solution was to just recreate her in anatomic form and let the robot continue living as Kim.
Now, onto the cult. Lets discuss Kanye's church.
Kanye literally calls himself Yeezus. He puts on public shows of people singing his songs and worshipping him. People literally PAY MONEY to be in his presence for a "Sunday Service"
Now Kanye has always been a little out there, so he needed Kim around to help him get this cult off the ground, and his new ROBOT wife was more than happy to help him out.
In conclusion, Kim Kardashian is a robot. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk