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Before the storms roll into eastern Oklahoma, let’s practice some town names: I’ll start with Colcord:
“CALL-CORD.”
Like “Imma call you on an old school phone with a cord.”
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“CALL-CORD.”
Like “Imma call you on an old school phone with a cord.”
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Teresita
TERRA-SIGHT-UH
“That TERRA cotta tile is so outdated. It’s un-SIGHT-ly. UH.... okay, it’s just plain ugly.”
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TERRA-SIGHT-UH
“That TERRA cotta tile is so outdated. It’s un-SIGHT-ly. UH.... okay, it’s just plain ugly.”
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Adair.
Long A, and DARE as in truth or dare.
“I have a friend who put A-1 on her steak at @mahoganyprime and it wasn’t even a dare.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">.”
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Long A, and DARE as in truth or dare.
“I have a friend who put A-1 on her steak at @mahoganyprime and it wasn’t even a dare.
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Moodys.
The “s” is silent. Just trust us on this one.
“It’s impossible to put the MOODY Blues in a box.”
If a fellow local wants to argue this point with me, come at me, bro.
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The “s” is silent. Just trust us on this one.
“It’s impossible to put the MOODY Blues in a box.”
If a fellow local wants to argue this point with me, come at me, bro.
#OkWx
Sportsmen Acres.
SPORTSMEN’S ACRES
This one actually IS plural colloquially!
(Ya like that? We’re full of contradictions!)
So just add the “s.”
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SPORTSMEN’S ACRES
This one actually IS plural colloquially!
(Ya like that? We’re full of contradictions!)
So just add the “s.”
#OkWx
Dahlonegah.
Deep breath.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> This one is harder.
DU-LAWN-UH-GEE but with a hard “g” like giddyup!
“DUH! Of course your LAWN is over grown. UH, it’s rained like a GEE-Zillion inches this year.”
(Yeah, that was a stretch, but this one was hard.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)">)
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Deep breath.
DU-LAWN-UH-GEE but with a hard “g” like giddyup!
“DUH! Of course your LAWN is over grown. UH, it’s rained like a GEE-Zillion inches this year.”
(Yeah, that was a stretch, but this one was hard.
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Wickliffe.
WICK-CLIFF
“Make sure there’s enough WICK on those candles in case you lose power from the storms. But if you do, don’t get all dramatic & act like you’re about to jump off a CLIFF or something.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> Humans survived thousand of years w/out electricity.”
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WICK-CLIFF
“Make sure there’s enough WICK on those candles in case you lose power from the storms. But if you do, don’t get all dramatic & act like you’re about to jump off a CLIFF or something.
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Wauhillau.
WAW-HILL-UH.
“WAW” like “SAW” or “Watch”
“Say WAAAA? Is that your HILL to die on? UH huh.... I see.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">”
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WAW-HILL-UH.
“WAW” like “SAW” or “Watch”
“Say WAAAA? Is that your HILL to die on? UH huh.... I see.
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By popular demand — MIAMI!!
Of course we all know it’s...
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No explanation needed! If you get this one wrong, you’re expelled from the state. If you’re a meteorologist, you’re fired and demoted to market 185, Butte-Bozeman!
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Of course we all know it’s...
No explanation needed! If you get this one wrong, you’re expelled from the state. If you’re a meteorologist, you’re fired and demoted to market 185, Butte-Bozeman!
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Scraper.
SCRAPE-ER
“Yup. That big ‘ole bug sure made a mess on your windshield. We’re just gonna SCRAPE ‘ER right off there before we wash your car.”
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SCRAPE-ER
“Yup. That big ‘ole bug sure made a mess on your windshield. We’re just gonna SCRAPE ‘ER right off there before we wash your car.”
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Achille.
This is a weird one. Like if you said “Actually” but you decided to skip all the vowels. Give it a whirl!
“Well, ATCHLY, what I meant to say was....”
Ask ANYONE is Bryan County. Or @davidalancrow. SO ODD.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
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This is a weird one. Like if you said “Actually” but you decided to skip all the vowels. Give it a whirl!
“Well, ATCHLY, what I meant to say was....”
Ask ANYONE is Bryan County. Or @davidalancrow. SO ODD.
#OkWx
Verdigris.
PAY ATTN! This applies to the town AND the river!
VERDA-GRISS! NOT VERDA-GREE!!
Not like Pinot Gris! It’s not a fine wine, dang it.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍷" title="Weinglas" aria-label="Emoji: Weinglas"> It’s a small town on a small river.
“Here’s a pic of my lil great aunt VERDA, my Nan-Nan’s SIS, which rhymes with GRISS.” #OkWx
PAY ATTN! This applies to the town AND the river!
VERDA-GRISS! NOT VERDA-GREE!!
Not like Pinot Gris! It’s not a fine wine, dang it.
“Here’s a pic of my lil great aunt VERDA, my Nan-Nan’s SIS, which rhymes with GRISS.” #OkWx
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