Read on Twitter
Tweets of things my boyfriend has said:
“Nothing is ever my fault, I just want to be clear about that”
“Bro I’ll get the original iPhone”
“I am actually stupid, I should not be in college”
“I want to parade you around like this town parades lentils”
“For me, it’s not crackhead hours. It’s robot hours.”
*beeming with joy* “Nicks crackhead hours, party of two”
Oh my god this thread did not age well
