Archie just has an Ed Wood angora fetish, he's playing the long con

These comics make way too many jokes like this to not have any actual weight gain

OKAY THIS ONE IS BULLSHIT

THEY DO THE "INTRODUCING JUGHEAD'S COUSIN WHO EATS EXACTLY AS MUCH AS HIM" JOKE IN THIS ISSUE,

Ｔ Ｗ Ｉ Ｃ Ｅ

THEY ARE ACTIVELY SCREWING WITH CONTINUITY AND STILL NOT DOING A SINGLE THING

𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚

No, it isn't. Don't lie. Don't get my hopes up

For once, I agree with you, Archie

Important fact: Even in situations where Veronica is NOT inclined to overeat, she will brute-force it anyway if it means topping the rest of the gang in something, because she is exactly That Kind of Extra Bitch

This one's a twofer! According, I'm DOUBLY pissed!

Welcome to this, my scrapbook of disappointment and near-misses

Veronica-mania! Not Veronica, but an incredible simulation!

This is especially cruel for all the ways it teases: the unprecedented nature of the sundae; Wilbur's shock at anyone eating one by themselves (ESPECIALLY Linda); Linda's ultra-cinched waist; the extra soda; staggering off nauseous

AND YET THE BELT GETS 𝙏𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙍 SOMEHOW?!

This one-page gag strip was also advertised on the comic's front cover as if it was a whole story, for whatever fucking reason

This is why this title failed, you know that?! Poor advertising!

This part of the cover, on the hand, is hilarious to my dirty little mind

Jeez, Linda, just say she's in the shower or something!