Popular opinion: Coconut water is fucking disgusting. https://twitter.com/VitaCoco/status/1128711857924136961

I even wrote about how disgusting you are. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4418387/amp

And @VitaCoco don’t come at me with your shit is pressed or comes from the finest baby coconuts. Your shit is nasty like all coconut water.

You are the Miracle Whip of beverages and should be embarrassed of yourselves.