FFS my neighbours are arguing again! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes"> I can guarantee that in half an hour’s time, they’ll stop arguing and have the loudest sex imaginable. Then once they’ve finished, they’ll start arguing again.
Just like clockwork. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⏱" title="Stopwatch" aria-label="Emoji: Stopwatch">
Or should I say ‘cock-work’? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

#HurryUpAndGetItOverWith #NotListening
They’ve woken up and they’re at it again!! Clearly the make-up sex last night wasn’t good enough. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

I know everyone’s relationships are different, and some can be quite fiery and that works for them, but there’s absolutely no way I could be in a relationship that volatile.
I’ve just nipped home in my lunch and they’re STILL arguing!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
It’s all gone quiet. I think she might have killed him! I’m just checking he’s alive!
I can confirm that he is NOT dead.

(Unless she’s managed to start an argument in an empty room - which would not surprise me). https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
It’s been a few weeks since I last heard them, I was hoping they’d separated for some peace and quiet, but nope - she’s starting again. I think I’m in for an evening of it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
She’s slamming doors https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚪" title="Door" aria-label="Emoji: Door"> She’s calling him “a fucking lier.” But for the first time, I’ve actually heard his voice, “I’m not lying!” He exists! He isn’t a figment of her imagination.
I she’s so loud, aggressive and vulgar. I deffo wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of her (and why I daren’t knock and ask them to keep it down!)
Still important to remember that, just because she’s the loud one, it doesn’t mean he’s innocent. But whatever causes their explosive arguments, it’s clear their relationship isn’t working. I don’t know how anyone can live like that!
I have no earplugs so I’ve had to improvise... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧦" title="Socks" aria-label="Emoji: Socks">
Always on a Tuesday!
The guy is arguing back like he did last week. Before that I hadn’t ever heard his voice. Either this is a different guy who’s more vocal than the last one, or he’s just reached the end of his tether and giving it back.
Something has just been thrown across the room with a loud smash - a plate or mug or something - and now a door slam. And... silence.
I don’t like getting involved in other people’s business, I’m not a particularly nosey person and I couldn’t give a shit what my neighbours were up to, but it’s just so loud and aggressive it’s difficult to ignore. And quite worryingly bordering on domestic violence.
Even though they live next door - never once met them in the two and a half months I’ve lived here. Could walk past her in the street and not know it’s her. Bet she’s nice as pie on an everyday basis too, but she has such an aggressive side and deffo has anger issues.
It’s Tuesday. We all know what that means. She’s screaming at the top of her lungs. I’m playing music to try and drown her out but I can still hear her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Tuesdays are deffo piss-up night! My neighbours have just got home in a taxi and now they’re playing music really loudly. IT’S A FUCKING TUESDAY! No doubt their weekly alcohol fuelled argument will commence shortly... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
There was a blazing row last night but it happened around 3am and I was just too tired to tweet about it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
My neighbours are smoking weed. Won’t be surprised if an argument follows.

I finally met her yesterday for the first time since living here! She looked... normal! Not as rough or scallyish as she sounds when she’s arguing.
And they’re off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
It’s not even 9am and they’re off already! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

Ironic thing is - she’s just told him to stop shouting because all the neighbours will hear. Does she not realise that SHE’S the loud one?!?!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
They were arguing last night at about 3am. Just got home from work and they’re still at it. And omg it sounds so aggressive!!! Lots of banging and throwing things. I think I might need to contact the police again! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Oh it’s been a few weeks. I was beginning to think they’d finally split up! (Or one of them had killed the other!!!)

Unfortunately, they’re at it tonight so that means I won’t be getting much sleep! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
I think it’s gonna be a long night tonight. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Oh who put 50p in her?!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
FFS they started screaming at each other at 9 o’clock on a Sunday morning!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
I’ve just had to call 999 to report their arguing. It’s possibly the worst it’s been, sounded like they were throwing stuff at each other. This is the third time I’ve reported them now and they’ve been at it for 2 hours, but the second I call the police they suddenly stop! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
The police have just arrived and they’re not even arguing anymore. Hope they don’t think I was making it up! Will hopefully give the neighbours a bit of a scare and realisation about how awful they are though.
I think I might be phoning the police again tonight! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">
Clearly the police visit the other night didn’t solve any problems. They’re screaming at each other again, and doors slamming again and again and again. I might be calling the police again tonight if it doesn’t settle down.
The last thing I want after a loooooong 12 hour working day. I finally get home and they’re screaming at each other again!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
Every single day this week. Every day. Please, please just do yourselves a favour and split up. It’s no life for yourselves. It cannot be healthy. Please just split up. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
Looks like another sleepless night awaits me!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face"> Fucking wankers!!!!
They’re home! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

How is it even possible to argue so frequently? It cannot be healthy!
My arguing neighbours are having a party! I hope it doesn’t go on too late. Tho to be fair, I’d much rather listen to music, laughter and happy chatting than them arguing! I just know once everyone has gone home, the arguing will start! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
They’re home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

Apparently he walked off on her when walking home. And now she’s screaming at him for leaving her. She says “I don’t live here” and “I don’t know my way around here.” It’s the first time I’ve ever realised that she doesn’t actually live here. Where do you live?!?
No guy should leave a girl to walk on her own at night, so I sympathise with her. But she’s around here enough to know her way around. I’m amazed that she doesn’t live here, I though they lived together! They argue enough!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Turn your volume up and you’ll understand what I have to put up with. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
They’ve been downing vodka, apparently. Why am I not surprised alcohol is involved. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
It’s gone very quiet. Hopefully she’s gone home to give herself a break and a chance to cool down and gather her thoughts.
I try not to tweet too much about their arguing these days. I’ve gone past the point of being a mildly amused nosey neighbour. I’ll tweet when they’re arguing to keep a record but I try not to go into details. But tonight I was gobsmacked that she doesn’t actually live here!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)">
I’m glad I was up nice and early today cos my neighbours have been arguing since about 7am! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Oh for fuck sake.

“A fucking rat of a fella.”

“A fucking lying twat.”

THEN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> FUCKING https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> LEAVE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> HIM https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> AND https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> GIVE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> US https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> ALL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> SOME https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> PEACE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> AND https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> QUIET!
I think he’s stood in front of the door. She’s screaming at him to let her leave. He won’t let her leave. I think I might be phoning the police again tonight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
Ok, she’s left. I know this because she slammed the front door so hard I think they heard it on Mars. I’m surprised my windows are still in one piece!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">

But at least they did the right thing and removed themselves from the situation. I hope she stays away for good.
She’s back home!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Reported to the police again. That the FOURTH time now I’ve reported them to the police. How on earth do people live like that?!?
And just like every other time I’ve reported it, they stop arguing before the police arrive!!! Typical!!
The police have arrived. The fella left about 5 minutes ago so they didn’t witness how bad it was. But the amount of banging and throwing stuff, I hope there’s evidence of what’s been going on so it doesn’t seem like I’m making it up. And I hope she’s honest about it all too!
Oh for Fuck sake. What is there possible to argue about at 8am!?!? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
They’re home!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">

It’s bloody Christmas for crying out loud! The time for peace and love. Please try it!!!

I’ve not heard a peep in 2 weeks since I last called the police. I was beginning to think they had finally separated (or finally killed each other https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)">). I guess not. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
Christmas fucking eve https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
They’ve put on music really loudly but I can hear them having another row. She’s just screamed “Let me out” so I think he was stopping her from leaving. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">

It’s now gone quiet so I think he’s let her leave. I hope I don’t have to call the police again.
No, she’s still there. Sounds like she’s crying. I could hear raised voices during the quiet bit between songs. Doesn’t sound quite as violent as it was though, hopefully it’s calming down. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞🏻" title="Crossed fingers (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Crossed fingers (light skin tone)">
If her New Year’s Resolution was to not argue or screech at the top of her lungs, she’s just failed miserably. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

She’s just shouted at home “Are you trying to cause an argument?” as she’s literally arguing! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

Does she not realise how angry and aggressive she shouts. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
It’s been a few weeks, I honestly thought they had finally split up. But nope, the gob is back. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Not heard them for a while now but nipped home in my lunch and she’s off on one. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

But she’s not arguing with him, she’s shouting at someone down the phone. Whoever she’s arguing with, it’s not him because she keeps referring to “my fella” as if talking to someone else. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)">
She’s off! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
They’re still at it! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">

She’s currently calling him an “Ugly, fat cunt.” What a charming person she is. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Two nights in a row. Seems like they’re slipping back into bad habits! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
Oh someone put another 50p in her!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

Doors slamming. Gob barking. I don’t think I’m getting much sleep tonight! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
They argued for hours last night. They started around 8pm and were still arguing well into the early hours of the morning. The boyfriend got to experience it for the first time.

Well I’m guessing they’ve just got home from work because they’ve just started again now. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😣" title="Persevering face" aria-label="Emoji: Persevering face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
She’s off again! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
Guess who’s arguing again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
She’s just thrown something at him and it smashed against the wall. I think I’ll be phoning the police again.
Surprise, surprise they’re arguing again. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes"> “You ugly smelly cunt” she’s just shouted at him. I’m literally about to leave so I can’t keep check on it tonight. I did contact the police yesterday after she threw something at him.
Tuesday = argument day! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Another Tuesday argument!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
Damn! So no chance of my neighbours being evicted in the next three months then. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

God knows how I’m gonna cope when they’re self-isolating for months and getting under each other’s skin. No doubt one of them will kill the other, I think it’s just a question of who first.
She’s off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
I was beginning to wonder whether they were actually self isolating together because I’d hardly heard a peep. I really don’t think they are because I’m sure I would’ve heard them sooner. But they’re together now and, surprise surprise, she’s roaring at him! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
It’s very difficult to work from home when she’s off on one! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

It’s something to do with breakfast. She either said “If I don’t get breakfast when I wake up...” or “When do I ever have breakfast when I wake up...”

Either way, it’s really not worth the argument! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
They’re arguing again! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

She’s just shouting “Get out right now” on a loop.
“Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now. Get out right now.”

She’s like a broken record! But bloody hell man, just get out and give her space if she needs it! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
And she’s started again. Third argument today. Doors slamming!!

I have a feeling I’ll have a full evening of it! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
Oh there we go, right on cue! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
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