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Talking about dating with your friends like: Remember INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE & NOUN (big penis Egyptian, Russian drug dealer, sexy music producer, hot neighbor dude)? Well, here’s an update on him...
#thankful
for my friends who get that names are hard when you’ve never met.
#thankful
for my friends who get that names are hard when you’ve never met.
...also, when they/I don’t know and we continue like “you know, the good kisser/the one who drives his mom’s G-Wagon/the uncircumcised one/the one who made me princess Dia in a comic book” and then they/I remember who the fuck we’re talking about.
Anyways, we know something is real when real names are involved AND THEY/I remember them. #signsoftruelove
Also the best is when two guys blend into one and you didn’t know that sexy music producer WAS egyptian big penis or something. That’s when shit gets crazy.
