Talking about dating with your friends like: Remember INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE & NOUN (big penis Egyptian, Russian drug dealer, sexy music producer, hot neighbor dude)? Well, here’s an update on him...

#thankful https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> for my friends who get that names are hard when you’ve never met.

...also, when they/I don’t know and we continue like “you know, the good kisser/the one who drives his mom’s G-Wagon/the uncircumcised one/the one who made me princess Dia in a comic book” and then they/I remember who the fuck we’re talking about.

Anyways, we know something is real when real names are involved AND THEY/I remember them. #signsoftruelove

Also the best is when two guys blend into one and you didn’t know that sexy music producer WAS egyptian big penis or something. That’s when shit gets crazy.