Back in my day, if you wanted to get laid all youd have to do is plan a camping trip, invite a few girls and let them decide what tent they wanted to sleep in
If she wasn’t “down” she just brought her own tent. Then you had like 6 hours to flex your bushcraft to impress her.
Nothing worse then hearing somebody else fuck cus your fireskills were weak. I mean, i wouldnt know, my fire skills are STRONG. Howl at the moon like you mean it, that always worked.

Also, no cellphones. You had to actually be charming in person.
Bonus round, before camping, go to a swimming hole or cliff jumping. Then everybody already half naked, you get to flex some skills, courage, grace and get some banter and inside jokes going. Build RAPPORT son. Maybe even see a titty if you were a luckyboi. No cell phones.
Next up, bonfire. Build it and they WILL come...

Dont get too drunk and pass out at 730pm. Dont get drunk and fight. Dont get drunk and cry. Dont burn yourself badly in the fire. Be FUNNY. Dont be obnoxious or boorish. Listen to other people talk. Tell GOOD stories. This works.
Best chance at first date car sex right here.
Throw parties. Invite 5:1 ratio, expect 1:2 to show up. Be nice to everyone. Set up some rules (dont use this bathroom. Lock bedroom doors. Dj the music yourself. Dont get too drunk. Ask people questions. Play games and be good at them. Dance. Have fun, dont bite your lip. Works
Note on this: since its your party, gals will ask you about the bathroom. You send them to the private CLEAN bathroom that is generally off limits to gen pop. Have it stocked, have a clean hand towel and full tp, empty trash. This is important
Back my day, you liked a girl you actually had to talk to her on the phone, which was ATTACHED TO THE WALL, sometimes for HOURS at a time. Then youd ask her to “hang out” and man youd better have something fun or cool to do or you werent gettin NOTHIN.
Most of the incels or mtgow bois these days hold themselves in such high regard their “standards” for beauty no longer reflect themselves. we got 2’s and 3’s out here thinking they deserves 8’s and 9’s, meanwhile the 7’d and 8’s are pulling 6’s and 7’s and having fun. Know your #
(High 7 to mid 8, depending how tan i am) sorry bois, some of yall UGLY. Take care of your body ffs. Groom your greasy beards, brush your hair, wear cloths that FIT. If youre fat, be funnier. If youre funny, dont be a dick. Brush your fkg terth multiple times a day. DONT STINK
Cologne smells like desperation. Use anti perspirant, DO NOT USE AXE BODY SPRAY FFS. She should only smell you from a foot away. 2 TOPS. Open doors for her, but also let her open the next one for you.

Make piercing but gentle eye contact in SHORT controlled bursts. Dont stare.
Note: if you MUST use cologne, stand naked after shower, spray cologne in air ONE TIME then walk through it. Thats it. No more. Rub your wrists together. Get dressed. Do not apply more. Fight the urge to spritz. Fight it!
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