You can classify a Chicago basic b by the tote she carries

Longchamp:

-Has a Nordstrom card
-works in the Loop
-knows every Happy Hour deal in River North
-obviously on Hinge, anything else is inferior

New Yorker:

-is numb to a crowded Blue Line train, lives in the NW corridor
-spent all day at work cue-ing up NPR podcasts for the ride home
-whole wardrobe is from Free People
-*insert Democratic candidate here* 2020 pin

Trader Joe’s tote:

-28, still not over Lincoln Park, Lakeview
-brunch QUEEN
-Warby Parker glasses, J. Crew dress
-always on the damn phone
-only orders food with kale

Tory Burch:

-Chipotle for lunch...again
-either commutes from Naperville or grew up there
-the Tory flats to match
-in PR/marketing

lol