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I’ve decided to make a thread of things said by @disano_mariah but without context. Let’s start!
“Is your cancer worth being fucking stupid?”
“Is your cancer worth being fucking stupid?”
“You wanna talk about trucks, he wants to talk about dicks. Let people live.”
“My bra? It’s behind the vacuum.”
“Now I’m horny AND sad?”
“How do I not stand out? I literally look like a grandma having a crisis!”
“I just sat back and looked at my butterfly and I thought “oh vagina!?”
“Are you imagining a mime having a stroke right now?”
“Hunter is NOT like sex with men. Let’s get that straight.”
“If Nicki Minaj doesn’t like her, then I don’t like her! *snaps fingers*”
“We just established that im not funny and also stupid.”
“It was when Harry was in train heaven with Dumbledore?”
“You liked both so you’re depressed but you also wear skirts.”
Emily: “you’re a wizard Barry!”
Mariah, in a fake British accent: “I’m a twat?”
Mariah, in a fake British accent: “I’m a twat?”
“I’m not mean. I’m condescending and a bitch. There’s a difference.”
“Boil my insides . . . Daddy.”
