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shit kristi says: a thread 
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kristi: omg 2 ambulances just drove by...
also, kristi: ambuLIE
also, kristi: ambuLIE
kristi: *puts boba straw in her hydro*
ian: bUt whERe& #39;s tHe bObA??
me: but boba with water?? NASTY
kristi: it& #39;s DIET boba
ian: bUt whERe& #39;s tHe bObA??
me: but boba with water?? NASTY
kristi: it& #39;s DIET boba
no one:
kristi: when will i ever get an ass like gudetama
kristi: when will i ever get an ass like gudetama
no one:
kristi: oh shit....a trilangual boy
kristi: oh shit....a trilangual boy
kristi: everytime you add to this thread it lowers my gpa
kristi: *looks at a banana* ah yes...a good sized dick
me: they look like they& #39;re about to deflate
kristi: i know...that& #39;s why we need to suck them now
kristi: i know...that& #39;s why we need to suck them now
no one:
kristi: my fingi
kristi: my fingi
*alex frat edition*
kristi: do you want crabs?
alex: im allergic to seafood
kristi: do you want crabs?
alex: im allergic to seafood
no one:
kristi: when is thanksgiving again?? like september??
everyone: no u dumb bitch, it& #39;s november
kristi: when is thanksgiving again?? like september??
everyone: no u dumb bitch, it& #39;s november
me: *to quynh* u don& #39;t know this song?? never heard it on the radio??
quynh: i don& #39;t listen to the radio
me: it was made in 2012 bruh
kristi: i wasn& #39;t born yet
quynh: i don& #39;t listen to the radio
me: it was made in 2012 bruh
kristi: i wasn& #39;t born yet
kristi: *explains bathroom situation* u know like u step in there with ur raw feet
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me: bro u look so japanese with those bangs...
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me: ...............
kristi: ahaha....ni hao
me: ...............
*1:34am*
kristi: k im gonna go downstairs and stare at the pantry
me: ok u do that
kristi: k im gonna go downstairs and stare at the pantry
me: ok u do that
kristi& #39;s snap: *plays* baby, you light up my world like nobody else-
kristi: did the jonas brothers sing this live?
me: .....this is a one direction song.....
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kristi: did the jonas brothers sing this live?
me: .....this is a one direction song.....
kristi: .......oh.......
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michael: *reads webtoon in korean*
kristi: sorry i don& #39;t understand japanese :(
me: bro that was korean KSJSKSSJ
kristi: oh that was korean?? oh oPPaR sArANgHaE
kristi: sorry i don& #39;t understand japanese :(
me: bro that was korean KSJSKSSJ
kristi: oh that was korean?? oh oPPaR sArANgHaE
