the dreamies as versions of spider-man: a thread

basically this is my addition to the discourse over which dreamie is secretly spider-man and i am here to tell you,, they all are and here's why

renjun as silk

- gets bitten the same time as peter yet is slept on for no reason
- arguably more powerful than peter
- gets locked in a research facility instead of being allowed to be a hero
- hella cool and underappreciated. that's it that's the analogy

jeno as spider-punk

- one of my faves
- wears leather and plays the guitar
- also fights with a guitar like he literally kills the president with it at a riot which is some big dick energy if i've ever seen it
- loud and yells a lot

hyuck as spider-boy

- a combination of spider-man and superboy so like. hella powerful he can shift gravity and shit
- snarky but has a good heart
- literally becomes a hero just to be "the center of attention" which is Big Hyuck Energy
- does the peace sign in photos

jaemin as zombie spider-man

- yeah he eats ppl but he feels guilty about it hear me out ok
- he's the first one to overcome his zombie instincts and fight to protect the ppl
- after they defeat the zombies who can't control their hunger he stays behind to help rebuild the city

i couldn't fit it all in one tweet so jaemin as zombie spider-man cont: basically he goes to even greater lengths than the original spider-man to help ppl (bc he has to overcome being a fucking zombie) & that just screams jaemin to me bc he has such a heart for ppl ok i love him

chenle as spider-man 2099

- chaotic and kind of a rule breaker
- a prodigy who had a bit of a rough patch but he got thru it and now he's even stronger
- becomes a superhero to avoid being blackmailed which just radiates chenle vibes

also he has spider talons on his hands and feet like tell me lele wouldn't be all over that i dare u

jisung as polymelian

- he's just the definition of poop hands
- tries to get rid of his superpowers & gives himself 4 extra arms instead like how do u fuck up that bad
- he rolls with it tho & it ends up making everyone adore him just like jisung's mishaps make us love him more

BONUS: mark as cosmic spider-man

- powerful as fuck like nobody wants to fight him they literally avoid his entire dimension
- the spider-men look up to him as a kind of leader, or at the very least a protector
- sacrificed himself for the other spider-men i'm not emo you are

in conclusion: they're all spider-man and no i don't take criticism thanks for coming to my ted talk