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Sauron founded the Brexit party. https://twitter.com/cpoffers/status/1121544872132055041
Radagast the Brown - floating Green voter who is leading Extincton Rebellion but still hates cops so he’s an anomaly
Gandalf - reluctant Remainer sick of everyone’s bullshit. Often accused of being a Trot but is actually a Leninist Marxist
Legolas - Tory swing voter
Aragorn - antifa
Frodo - Corbynista
Samwise Gamgee - non voting trade unionist
Merry & Pippin - Monster Raving Loony Party
Samwise Gamgee - non voting trade unionist
Merry & Pippin - Monster Raving Loony Party
Saruman - one nation conservative
Elrond - orange book Lib Dem
Boromir - Bennite labour with a hint of social conservatism
Denethor - Blue Labour
Grima Wormtongue - Tory turned UKIP
Theoden - Soft left Labour seduced by Blairism only to reinvent self as a Corbynite in 2015
Eowyn - basically Laura Pidcock
Orcs - EDL
Uruk-hai - UKIP
Nazgul - ERG
Witch King of Angmar - Jacob Rees Mogg
