categories of young men interested in philosophy [thread]

basic philosophy bro:
- misinterpretations of Nietzsche
- superiority complex
- shitty personality
- virgin
- misogynist

analytical fratboy:
- shits on continental philosophy (doesn’t understand it)
- “Carnap is for pussies bro, Quine is the shit”
- pretends to be super into math
- God complex
- also a virgin

post-structural sadboi:
- reads Deleuze religiously
- anti-capitalist but rejects Marxism
- woke
- hates religion
- emotionally manipulative

existential Chad:
- lots of sex
- insomniac
- “cAmUs wAsN’T aN eXiStentIaLiSt”
- Sartre quotes as IG captions
- despair, coffee, smokes a lot
- unfinished copy of Being and Nothingness on his nightstand

psychoanalytic schizoids:
- Lacan, not Freud
- “don’t kill urself, ur so sexy”
- hang with the post-structural sadbois
- jouissance

Kantians:
- boring sad virgins

nihilists:
- Dostoevsky fanboys
- gOd Is dEaD
- broke losers that don’t clean their rooms

Marxie Marx boys:
- students of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism
- hate post-structural sadbois
- always broke
- probably in a punk band

AnCaps:
- also boring sad virgins but much worse