bts as asexuals
because Im ace and I fucking can

Seokjin: the flirty asexual
-flirts with anyone
-has strong aesthetic attraction
-confuses the fuck out of allos
-ENJOYS confusing the fuck out of allos

Namjoon: the theoretical asexual
-has a lot of opinions about normativity
-"break down the structures! fuck the system!"
-long lectures about what terminology means by definition vs. how it's actually used
-strongly supports intersectionality and freedom of choice

Yoongi: the quiet asexual
-is out but doesn't make a lot of noise about it
-wears ace colors which are conveniently very subtle
-black ring on his middle finger
-very supportive of community, will share his experiences to questioning people to try and help them

Hoseok: the affectionate asexual
-very very touchy
-hugs and kisses for all
-will grope people (if they're cool with it) but it's all in good friendly fun
-like Jin, confuses allos, but for very different reasons

Jimin: the sexy asexual
-model that uses sexy imagery and visuals because it's fun and he's confident in his self image
-gets in arguments about what being ace really means
-probably gets 'flirted' with a lot online only for him to respond smugly about how he dgaf about his dick

Taehyung: the atypical asexual
-makes us question "are we actually just weirdos"
-confident in his style
-actually has very good thoughts about asexuality and the lgbt+ community
-probably thought he was just a late bloomer, even when he learned what asexuality was

Jungkook: the innocent asexual
-the softest fucker around
-probably didn't even learn what sex was until he was already an adult
-"why would you want that?! this is so confusing"
-pls let the baby live don't talk to him about sex

bts are asexual have a nice day

Bonus: this fucker really like "who gives a fukc about genitals they're just another part of your body"

Bonus: namjoon enjoys purposefully wearing a lot of non-normative fashion