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my monsterous thread
i’d start this off with the og monster but oops
here’s
BLOO
-tastes almost the same as groon
-underlying blu razz taste??
-wants badly to be groon but is bloo
-a clear-ish color
-claims to be 0cal but isn’t entirely
-less sugar than groon tho
-7/10
here’s
BLOO
-tastes almost the same as groon
-underlying blu razz taste??
-wants badly to be groon but is bloo
-a clear-ish color
-claims to be 0cal but isn’t entirely
-less sugar than groon tho
-7/10
i lied about the 0cal oops but it has a lot fewer calories than groon and compared to groon it is in fact lo carb
PUPLÉ
-i Like her
-0sugar but sweet
-purple colored (damn what kinda chemicals-)
-taste??? i cannot find the words. she’s sweet, not like bloo tryina be groon
-smells fruitti like fruit snacks(?)
-i still can’t find words for the taste
-funky!!¡!
-9/10
-i Like her
-0sugar but sweet
-purple colored (damn what kinda chemicals-)
-taste??? i cannot find the words. she’s sweet, not like bloo tryina be groon
-smells fruitti like fruit snacks(?)
-i still can’t find words for the taste
-funky!!¡!
-9/10
NERDS SHE TASTED LIKE GRAPE NERDS!¡¡!! BUT ALSO LIKE THOSE WEIRD GRAPE CHEWY TABLETS THAT ARE FOR KIDS BUT THEYRE TYLENOL OR SOME SHIT
NEOCITY
-smells the same as puplé
-tasty
-like carbonated and liquified green apple jolly ranchers
-slightly green tinted
-not bad
-vaguely tropical
-“pure crisp invigorating island flavors”
-like hell this is a jolly rancher drink
-not much else to say tbh
-7/10
-smells the same as puplé
-tasty
-like carbonated and liquified green apple jolly ranchers
-slightly green tinted
-not bad
-vaguely tropical
-“pure crisp invigorating island flavors”
-like hell this is a jolly rancher drink
-not much else to say tbh
-7/10
told myself i wouldn’t get one everyday even for this thing but
wig tea sis sksksk
-don’t ask about her name
-it’s iced tea but monster
-yellow tinted
-non carbonated :D
-arizona taste but more lemonade-y
-contains coconut for some reason
-161mg of caffeine
-snatched my tea wig
wig tea sis sksksk
-don’t ask about her name
-it’s iced tea but monster
-yellow tinted
-non carbonated :D
-arizona taste but more lemonade-y
-contains coconut for some reason
-161mg of caffeine
-snatched my tea wig
before i forget again
MOONG
-for why is she carbonated¿
-it’s juice monster calm tf down my stomach is dead
-152mg of caffeine per can aye
-very mango-y taste
-shoutout to angie
-very juice-y too
-yum
-it’s literally unnecessarily carbonated mango juice in every sense tbh
-8/10
MOONG
-for why is she carbonated¿
-it’s juice monster calm tf down my stomach is dead
-152mg of caffeine per can aye
-very mango-y taste
-shoutout to angie
-very juice-y too
-yum
-it’s literally unnecessarily carbonated mango juice in every sense tbh
-8/10
WEYET
-don’t ask about her name
-lowkey tastes like gummy bears
-but she’s good
-zero ultra so that noice
-but many chemicals
-i like her
-eye- sis sksksk
-i already used that joke but idc
-if nct dream chewing gum was a flavor of monster, i think this is it
-8/10
-don’t ask about her name
-lowkey tastes like gummy bears
-but she’s good
-zero ultra so that noice
-but many chemicals
-i like her
-eye- sis sksksk
-i already used that joke but idc
-if nct dream chewing gum was a flavor of monster, i think this is it
-8/10
GWAHHH
-don’t ask about her name either shetasted like a guava juice i once had
-only she carbonated
-me likey
-tastes like guava n fruit punch
-slightly pink tinted
-the can is pretty
-and the little metal thing on top is a cute pink color
-much yum
-9/10
-don’t ask about her name either shetasted like a guava juice i once had
-only she carbonated
-me likey
-tastes like guava n fruit punch
-slightly pink tinted
-the can is pretty
-and the little metal thing on top is a cute pink color
-much yum
-9/10
APPROPRIATED
-not actually i don’t think
-tastes like tea
-if u like tea it’s good
-like fruity tea
-hence dragon fruit
-not a favorite
-but not horrible
-just kidding after getting halfway through my tummy is heAving
-5.5/10
-not actually i don’t think
-tastes like tea
-if u like tea it’s good
-like fruity tea
-hence dragon fruit
-not a favorite
-but not horrible
-just kidding after getting halfway through my tummy is heAving
-5.5/10
🅷🅷🅷 🆈🅴
🅷🅷🅷🅷-carbonated koolaid
-caffeinated too
-red nd will stain ur tung
-slight cherry sucker flavor
-i 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 her
-v sweet
-i forgot to check the nutrition fax
-f
-but im sure it’s not much diff from the others
-either way she gud
-8.75/10
Cardiac Arrest
-forgot i had this thread lmao
-this is for masochists
-tastes like coffee
-good??????
-it’s just coffee
-made by monster
-this is what heaven is
-she sweet
-and creamy
-no carbonation to disintegrate your stomach lining! what a score!!
-9/10
-forgot i had this thread lmao
-this is for masochists
-tastes like coffee
-good??????
-it’s just coffee
-made by monster
-this is what heaven is
-she sweet
-and creamy
-no carbonation to disintegrate your stomach lining! what a score!!
-9/10
