How to Trigger a Dongmin Stan: A Comprehensive Guide
1. Introduce your friends and family to Lee Dongmin AKA Cha Eunwoo
Congratulations, your friends/ family are now a Dongmin Stan! You have done well!
2. Test the waters by showing them pictures of him doing ~smiles~. Make sure you have the appropriate emergency service numbers on hand in case of sudden shortness of breath or heart palpitations.
If the new Dongmin Stan passes step 2 unharmed you may then progress to step three.
3. Lee Dongmin is the prince or princes. It is very important your new Dongmin Stan understands this and appreciates that they are now under the protection of the most wonderfulest man in all the land.
Not only is our prince one of the most stunning creatures to grace the earth, but he also has a heart of gold and is more talented and intelligent than we can even begin to possibly fathom.
4. However, even though our Protector is a gracious and wise one, make sure your Dongmin Stan is prepared for spontaneous attacks (It is well known that he spends much of his time with the moonbin, a deadly creature who’s fatal ways have brushed off on our sweet prince)
The most prominent attacks to watch out for include: The Neck Attack
The Glisten Attack
The Next Top Model Attack (this is a particularly lethal one)
And last but not least, the Such A Good Night Attack
If your Dongmin Stan has survived all of the above congratulations! They are a strong one! You can now release them back into the wild knowing they will be safe in the light of one of our brightest stars 💜💫
For non-dongmin stans, keep these photos in your arsenal just in case 😉
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