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Can't stay. Books to read. Catch you later.

Still reading.

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We'll keep doing these until they get zero likes.

Still. Reading.

Still reading.

An #AnagramPoem of 'still reading'.

Eating drills; ill gradients.
Grilled saints; stained grill.
I sell it grand.

Still reading. Reading, still. Reading whilst still.

We'll keep going until this thread is a thousand years old and becomes the whole of Twitter.

Guess what? Still reading.

Still reading. You thought we'd forgotten this thread, didn't you? Think again. It will never end.

Still reading.

Still tweeting.

Still tweeting whilst reading.

Still reading whilst tweeting.

Will definitely have to read the last paragraph again, though. No idea what happened. Reading whilst tweeting really doesn't work on any level.

#NeverendingThread

Still reading.

Still maintaining this thread. We have a multi-year plan for it.

Still reading.

This thread seemed a good idea at the time.

Still reading.

This thread's our magnum opus. Is it wrong to now want a Magnum ice cream given that it's gone midnight? Why was there never a Magnum Opus? Missed opportunity. Maybe because it'd have 'pus' as part of its name. Sensible move, Magnum, sensible move.

Still reading.

Still reading.

This thread started over 4 months ago, and was the result of several years spent working through The Three P's; planning, preparation and market research. We're sure you'll agree that it's paid off.

Still reading.

And no, not just Twitter.

Still reading.

Don't say we didn't warn you about this thread. It'll never end.

Still reading.

This thread remains our proudest achievement.

Much has happened in the world since we started it, but the 'still reading' thread hasn't changed one bit.

Still reading.

We like to think of this thread as Twitter water torture. You wait and wait for the next 'still reading' tweet, no idea when it'll drop, until - suddenly - here it is.

And just as suddenly, it's gone. When will the next one be? A day? A Month?

We don't envy you.

Still reading, by the way.

Will this thread ever end? Let's hope not.

Still reading.

And not just because it's expected of us as booksellers. And also not just to keep this thread going. Though that is part of it.

Still reading.

This thread will only end if;

- we stop reading, which we won't
- Twitter ends, which it won't
- the world ends, which is unlikely
- one of the tweets has either 0 or 100k likes (so you have the final say)

Must dash, books to read.

See you in a few weeks.

Still reading.

See? Do you see now? There's no end to this thread in sight.

Travel back through time by scrolling up.

Still reading.

We got ninety nine problems but a book ain't one.

Still reading, by the way.

Other than when we're updating this thread, which you - for reasons unbeknownst to us - are still reading.

Who's still reading?

We're still reading, that's who.

That's right - we bring our work home with us.

Still reading.

As are you.

This tweet. You're still reading this tweet, and that's five seconds you'll never get back.

Still reading.

Will this thread ever end? Let's hope so.

More time to actually read, then.

Still reading.

This thread was born on the 14th of April, 2019.

You'd best start thinking about what you're going to get for its birthday (we suggest books).

Still reading.

Still tweeting.

Streadweeting.

Readstweeting.

G'night.

Still reading.

Even more so than normal, recently..

Told you we'd never end this thread, didn't we?

Still reading.

Still reading.

And this thread is still going. Maybe one day it'll be a book. It'd be quite repetitive, though, but also a bit meta. Also you'd be able to read it in any order because there's not really a beginning, middle, end or any kind of forward momentum.

Night.

Still reading.

Not the same book as when we started this thread 24 years ago, or whenever it was.

Same tweet, though, pretty much.