My dad, Jenna and I went to King’s, and we got a six pack of Frownie Brownies. When we were paying for them, my dad looks in the cooler with the ice cream, and he says “what the hell is that green shit in there?”

I say, laughing, “that’s an Easter display, dad.”

Now we’re going down Route 30, and my dad says “you don’t want ice cream or anything?” And Jenna and I both say no, and he said “I think I’m gonna go see Momma Dean” (Dairy Queen Dean’s wife). We said that we didn’t want anything again.

So, Jenna tells my dad just to go ahead and go to Terry’s DQ. He then retorts by saying “you know what, I am gonna go just to spite you.”

Jenna, laughs, and says “I just gave you permission to go” so, he’s not spiting her. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Now, we came past some dude’s house in Greensburg and he was carrying a package of strawberries inside, and my dad said “that dude must’ve been at Sam’s Club or Walmart.”

Jenna goes “Or anywhere that sells strawberries, dad.”

Now, my dad looks at me, and he says “So, Jenna’s gonna get her rocky road ice cream out in a few hours, and she’s gonna put a Frownie Brownie in it. She’s gonna make her own Angry Mob. It’s gonna be the Angry Road.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">