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I wish Old Spice catered to women. Tired of smelling like baby powder & gentle breezes. I wanna walk into a room & have everyone look up & be like, “oh shit, this bitch smells like fuckin Eagle Fangs & she is not to be trifled with.” Can’t command respect smelling like a diaper.
I’ve been getting a lot of people commenting “just buy it!” but the sad truth is, it is illegal for a female to purchase men’s hygiene products in the state of Washington. I appreciate everyone 4 trying to help though! It never occurred to me that a woman could do such a thing!
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I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise to me that the people informing me I can just buy Old Spice are also the same people who would take this joke seriously too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau">
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Ten bucks says this is going to be:
This is arguably one of the best things that’s ever happened to me on twitter.
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Thank you @OldSpice for helping me get my groove back! Can’t wait to make everyone smell my armpits and bask in the fiery heat of my newfound confidence.
