Versions of Zelda rated by how much I want to be their girlfriend:

Twilight Princess’ Zelda might be the prettiest but she’s also the most serious so I’m not sure how compatible we are: 6/10

Breath of the Wild Zelda is a scientist first, Princess second and I can definitely get behind that. She’s fun when she lets herself, and she gets bonus points for wearing pants. 8/10

Ocarina of Time Zelda, my first love. In retrospect I definitely loved this game bc I got to save a pretty girl. This Zelda is so badass and doesn’t get enough credit. She’s literally a ninja. I love her. 10/10

Skyward Sword Zelda is so cute and such a good friend I have no doubt she’d be a great girlfriend. 9/10

Hyrule Warriors.....i mean....on the girlfriend scale? 3/10

But the bangability scale? 10/10

I don’t love how they made Tetra whiter in her Zelda form, or how they made her a total damsel. But Tetra on her own is one of my favorite characters. She’s super cute, and kind of a bitch, but deep down she had a heart of gold. 7/10

And the winner of this thread: not a Zelda, but a legend of Zelda princess nonetheless. Midna has had my heart for 13 years and she’ll always be the one that got away