How I almost killed my self on accident by drowning: A Thread

Okay just so yāall know , Iām alive and well, definitely not a better man but an alive man. Viewers discretion is advised ion know what else to tell yāall but itās about to go down
So as most people who have known me personally know that I moved to Germany after freshman year and that had to be the first time I felt depressed , but Iāve always adapted but when I first heard the news first thing I thought of was āMOMMA NO THEY RACIST OVER THEREā
But knowing my mom she donāt care what I say and boom we in another country coolin I canāt say nothing because Iāll be homeless on the streets of who knows where begging for dollars to buy me the cookies and cream jersey bars
But anyways itās 6 months in and I learn the language fairly well after taking the intensive language course and immediately was out into regular classes with the other German kids and so Iām thinking to my self age man while Iām at it I might as well make some friends
So boom the whole school fw me automatically because Iām American , I aināt know how much of an impact the US was until I had clout beyond imagination I couldnāt breathe but at the same time.. MF I HAD CLOUT
Itās summer and my mom gets into it with some ladies from the secretaryās office from the school which is beyonnnddd me and it forces me to transfer schools which hurt my loyal lil self
But plot twist my momma calmed down and let me stay longer at the school until the new house situation was settled
So at the end of the school year , these mfers in my class talking about how we gonna celebrate or party 5 mfers gonna suggest going to the swimming pool
Me, a non swimmer:
Me, a non swimmer:
And I was like nahhh man lets play some sports or something , boy I suggested that like it wasnāt 80-90 degrees outside then boom I get jumped like crazy so Iām like āhahaaa Iām kidding, Iām down for swimmingā
So the day comes and we pull up and Iām insecure about taking my shirt off but the life guards gonna tell me to take off my tank top
āME?!?!!ā oh hell nah that was not finna be the move
āME?!?!!ā oh hell nah that was not finna be the move
I canāt make this up, I tucked that tank in my shorts and when I got passed the guards I put the bih back on I aināt never had to finesse people older than me in my life but that was worth it
Zooooom , weāre chilling around the pool and Iām walking around then I get splashed with hella water , so I turn my head and I see this big boy I know floating in that damn water smiling , I couldnāt say nun because it aināt my country and I aināt tryna start WWIV
I said WWIV because god knows how many wars were taking place when I was gone from America
So my friends get extra interested an they run over to the deepest pool and climb these ladders and Iām just watching them like, mfers jump off of that for fun? Couldnāt be me, but they head over to the highest one like
And then my biggest fear came along, these mfers call my name , āAbdel!! Komm springenā meaning ācome jumpā yāall expect me to dive in a pool when I can barely JUMP ROPE?!
JUMPPPPP?!??!???
JUMPPPPP?!??!???
But with how humble I am I kindly refused and told them maybe next time but the gag is AINT no next time Iām moving
But idk what demon possessed me but all of sudden I END UP ON THE DIVING BOARD?
Me: I canāt even swim
My 14 year old brain : Ion know man you got insurance you could get revived
Me: I canāt even swim
My 14 year old brain : Ion know man you got insurance you could get revived
I had a BET moment where in my head I heard my own voice narrating, āI bet youāre wondering how I got hereā , im standing on the board thinking with a tank top on , and SURFER CHOKER ON MY NECK
Iām doing the math and finding the trajectory of where tf ima go with this so be begin with Plan A: I was going to jump towards the edge of the pool so i could grab onto it , so it would require me to jump to the side
And then while Iām finalizing my thoughts I hear a mf rushing me , my body shaking and tense and I look at them dead in their eyes like
So now the main event yāall have all been waiting for: āThe Jumpā
I held my nose but i didnāt jump, MF I WALKED OFF THE PLANK 


HOW




Not only that BUT I FORGOT PLAN A SO NOW IM DEEP IN THE WATER
Now good thing I was smart because I wasnāt gonna go out sad , I watched a couple of videos on how to swim up
But my breathing skills hit me with that
5 GULPS OF WATER UNTIL I DECIDE TO CLOTHES MY MOUTH
So Iām talking to my self under water like Iām the Black Aquaman and tell myself ābro just do one stroke and youāll be on the surface In NO TIME
This wouldnāt be the time for me to die Drake and Future weāre going crazy then but back to the point !
After the ONE STROKE I did, I looked at my arms like they stole the girlfriend I never had like BOI IF YOU DONT START WORKING
So as yāall could see plan B failed , and you would think I had plans on top of plans but hell nah, Plan C was my last and final option
Plan C: Boy you finna die , Do SOMETHING
Iām in the water DROWNING felt like 1 minute when in reality it was probably 10 and Iām under water trying to SHAKE myself out
like this


So thank god that I got tired and lost hope because I was legit gonna accept my fate and stopped moving and started praying
and god was probably looking down at me like I aināt NEVEEER seen someone do this type of praying before
lemme give this my one more chance


My body , starts floating back up to the surface , and start seeing a light and someone reaching their hand out to be , bruh I lost it cuz I thought god took me serious when I said I was ready āyou fr took me?ā
Luckily it was a false alarm , and it ended up being one of my class mates helping me out of the water a real one for that
My headache was on TEN when I got outta there due to those 5 gulps of water earlier so I had to lie down the rest of the time we were there and til this day my momma donāt know what happened because who knows where I woulda been
But yeah thatās the story of how I almost died , but fr tho after that A1 nap I knew at the end of the day I would still have all the clout I had since day 1 and more