Me: “there’s a Starbucks inside this Ralph’s”
Halie: “oh we are living la vida loca”

Halie: “should I put Jordan’s mom in my Close Friends?”
Nobody:
Halie: “yeah imma put her”
Literally nobody:
Halie: “imma put Parker too”

Halie points to her tattoo of a girl: “Yeah this is my lil bitch. Her name is Ariana. Because I got it the day the God Is A Woman video came out.”

We are all drinking bottles of str8 alcohol in this shuttle ride and halie is holding a bottle pedialyte
Halie: “FUCK this pedialyte, I’ve already had 7 this morning”

this ones not a quote but halie going through all her IG stories and panic-deleting every vid you can hear her singing along to just made all of our mornings

Halie just airdropped a Kermit meme to John rn and he responded by laughing and then kneeing her in the vagina for no reason

Ending this thread with a final halie quote from the car ride home
Halie: “yeah remember that time I got crossfaded and watched peewee’s big adventure? I had to stop it halfway in because it got too scary”