Just a thread of me changing the lyrics to Alicia Key’s Girl on Fire
THIS GOES IN THE DRYERRRRR
FRODO’S FROM THE SHIIIIRRRRE
EGGS ON SALE AT MEIJEEERRR
DAD NEEDS TO RETIIIIIRRRRE
LET’S WATCH LIAR LIAAAAARRR
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