CONSPIRACY THEORY: (THREAD)

Why does Zidane play Benzema too much? Well, many of us think he’s shit but certainly Zidane says otherwise. While many think he’s deluded there is one particular reason that makes it clear as to why Zizou always plays Benzema.

Lets take a closer look at the both of them, if we analyze both of them carefully we can see that Zidane and Karim are bald, and if we take an even closer look, we can notice than they have the same kind of facial hair (young Zidane) but that’s not all...

If we take into account their background we can see that they are both from Algerian families, Karim was born in Lyon while Zizou was playing for Cannes, a 4 hour drive is enough to go to Lyon, Zidane was 15, and probably enjoying life, so he could have met someone there...

But wait theres more, Zidane last week played Luca Zidane, HIS son, with two world class goal keepers Navas and Courtois left out, so this brings us to the start if the question, why does Zidane play Benzema too much? The answer was hidden before our eyes all this time...

Benzema is Zidane’s secret son, there’s no other logical explanation, a 15yo Zidane wouldn’t be able to deal with a baby at the start of his career he kept this secret, but it is now out and I know Florentino will take actions on this matter. Case closed.
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