watched all 5 seasons of Dragon Ball — young Goku is a good and i loved every minute of it.

currently on season 3 of Dragon Ball Z — Kakarot has achieved Super Saiyan status and i am g e e k i n g cause he got Freiza SHOOK.

also, young Gohan is so adorable and a savage.

Dragon Ball Update —

**Frieza is the Thanos of Dragon Ball Z,
i’ll say it if y’all won’t

if Kakarot dies, AGAIN, i’m done.

if they don’t revive (long hair) Yamcha, i’m done; he’s so badass with the facial scars and Bulma doesn’t deserve him.

OHHHHHMAHGAWD I AM LITERALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW — THE EMOTIONS, i. just. can. not.

THEY TOOK PICCOLO AND KRILLIN, AGAIN ... FOR GOOD. (possibly?)

KAKAROT IS NOW A BLUE EYED BLONDE and did i say i was literally. freaking. out?!

i’m in shock.

Back on Namek —
the showdown continues between the Super Saiyan Goku and Frieza, the evil tyrant.

young Gohan: “This is Life!”
i’m so proud of him he’s a goon just like his dad

**why is Bulma so annoying? why are the women so annoying? where is blonde Launch?**

OH WOW ...
Frieza got taken out by his OWN attack, like what is this anime?! i literally was not expecting things to end this way.

GOKU IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON, a MUCH BETTER person than I. Wouldn’t have given that bitch Frieza shit, especially not after Krillin

so, Garlic Jr. just appeared out of fucking nowhere!!

Mr. Popo talking about a battle with Garlic Jr., Kami, Piccolo and motherfucking Goku and Gohan — what the fuck did i miss?!

is there like a movie or something in between this?

@zellcarter @Josh_Cody @maximastellae

The Dead Zone, The World’s Strongest, The Tree of Might and Lord Slug just further solidified that Kakarot is a fucking SAVAGE and Gohan is a GOON.

ChiChi is so EXTRA, i really and i cannot emphasize this enough hate it. Gohan is not a regular boy, he’s a fucking saiyan.

i am CERTAIN, without a single doubt,
that someone has poured Black Water Mist over 2019.

Gohan WAS getting fucked up by Piccolo and i couldn’t handle it, but as i was composing this tweet, both Piccolo and Krillin return to normal.

so Gohan destroyed the Makyo Star, obviously defeating Garlic Jr.

Vegeta has returned and still no fucking Goku.

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOODNESS.

a few things ...

1. MOTHERFUCKING FRIEZA.
2. the bitch is still alive. HOW?! HOW SWAY?
3. King Cold sounds like a problem.
4. where the fuck is Goku?
5. how the fuck did Frieza survive?
6. ...

Frieza and King Cold have landed ...

i repeat, Frieza and King Cold have LANDED.

but the thought of Super Sayain Kakarot got him SHOOK like the bitch he is.

also, the music playing in the background is always fire — just had to take a moment to appreciate that.

so, ole boy with lavender hair,
came in and completely took Frieza and King Cold out, like literally chopped Frieza up like a chicken tender.

totally put together who his parents are and am now having a literal mental breakdown.

so...this bitch Trunks is spilling ALL the fucking future tea, MY GAWD.

about how Vegeta is his daddy, which i called

about May 12th ...

about the whole gang being chalked, AGAIN.

about Gohan being his best friend and MASTER.

Goku getting a heart virus .....

i literally cannot handle all of this ...

these episodes aren’t even long enough for all of this drama.... like ....

the History of Trunks was ... wow.

Goku is dead, the last of the Z-Warriors to die — whew, the DRAMA.

grown up Gohan, training Trunks, fighting with one arm, just amazing content that i really can’t handle.

Android 17, whichever is the blonde, i love her/it

the Z Warriors have three SHORT years to train and they’re not going to miss a minute of it, except to get their drivers licenses.

also, i cannot stand ChiChi ... and all the screaming ... Goku has been saving the world since before puberty, she needs to fucking CHILL.

Y’ALL — it’s been 3 years.

the narrator said this the battle of the century.

i don’t know when i’ll be back.
tell my mom i love her.

so, Android 19 and 20 are weird ... but i kind of like them.

Goku went Super Saiyan off jump, like y’all may know all of my fighting techniques, but i still didn’t come to play with you hoes.

so, Goku just gone get the heart virus in the middle of the battle of the century?! the narrator’s words, not mine.

and now Vegeta is back, finally figured out how to go Super Saiyan, even though he’s a pussyboi

we have officially entered a new saga.

Androids 16, 17 and 18 are on the hunt to find Goku.

Future Trunks claims these androids are stronger than the ones in his future.

something in the timeline has changed...but what?

alright gang , i’m back —

Android 16 has just detected a power level as strong as Android 17, who was immediately offended.

back in Gingertown, Piccolo is fighting with who i presume is Cell, but full details haven’t been given yet who ended it with a Kamehameha wave ...

y’all knew Cell was an android this whole time?..... and didn’t say shit? wow...

not only is he an android, bitch has the essence of basically everyone on this fucking show.

and is now on a mission to absorb Android 17 and 18 to become “complete” ...

.................shit.

i’m about to get on y’all nerves, cause this is about to be an episode by episode thread cause few things — 1.mute me.

1a. Goku is f i n a l l y awake. stronger than ever, talking about Ascendent Saiyan status, what the fuck is that?

2. Cell is a fucking savage and i-i.....

3. i love the banter between Androids 17 and 18; they’re like bickering siblings

4. even though ChiChi i r k s my entire being, she love her man and her son and that shit makes me sappy cause Goku is zadday .

5. when did Gohan get so big?

yooooooo, Piccolo is coming for 17’s neck, whew 17 almost got his ass fucked up

Piccolo has not relented and Android 17 lowkey shook, but shouldn’t underestimate my nigga Piccolo

aaaaaaaandddds Cell just pulled up like .....

Android 16 is literally telling these bitches to leave, that Cell is literally coming to scalp them and this bitch 18 goes “what would you do?” smfh.

where the fuck is Goku, Gohan, Vegeta and Future Trunks?

me, watching Piccolo, 17 and 18 standing there thinking that weak ass attack was gone kill or even stop Cell ...

16 TOLD Y’ALL AND Y’ALL AIN’T LISTEN.

so boys and girls, at this point in DBZ —
Cell has consumed 17 and whooped 16’s ass.

Vegeta and Future Trunks have finished their training, but can we take a minute talk about Future Trunks? the ponytail and bangs, whewwwww

w h e w.

let’s get back on track—

Goku and Gohan are in the hyperbolic time chamber training, while Vegeta is lowkey beating Cell’s ass.

it’s so annoying how they stretch literally one day into like 5 episodes but whateverrrrrrr

18 still hasn’t run away, “she” watching the fight

m o t h e r f u c k i n g Vegeta ...

Vegeta — i am just disgusted.

also, Krillin could have just pressed the button but fell in love with 18 instead...smfh

the ONLY possible salvation is Gohan going Super Saiyan.

title of this episode: Vegeta Must Pay
Me:

so fine ass Future Trunk had to step in cause his daddy ain’t shit, talking shit after Trunk saved his ass.

this bitch Cell is reviving the World Martial Arts Tournament, in 10 days — just wow.

also, these screen grabs...

ooop! the Cell Games finna start y’all.
w h e e e e e w, these niggas got 9 days to get it together.

what they need to is tell Vegeta to stay home and hang it up, it’s his fault we even here. #vegetamustpay

don’t think i forgot that Krillin DIDN’T destroy the remote — he fell in love with 18 instead, when all she did was kiss him.

and now his weak ass want to run off and try to fight Cell, boy please

aaaaaaaaand we back — A LOT has happened.

Goku can basically transmit himself anywhere, i need parts.

Dende is now the (new) Guardian of Earth, reunited with his buddies Gohan + Krillin. and has also recreated Shenron and the Dragon Balls, which Goku is not on the hunt for

also, General Tao is not dead, i repeat this nigga is not dead, he’s a fucking robot man now.

Goku has 3 dragon balls.

a n d, THE CELL GAMES ARE STARTING ...

Mr. Hercule Satan, who’s talking MAD shit, was the first to challenge Cell.

this bitch Vegeta just rolled up.
oh shit, android 16 is here tookioooi
bitch, the squad just arrived — theme music going right now

Caroni is killing me, i hate him and i’m glad it only took Cell 15 seconds to get rid of him, weak ass bitch

Pirozhki didn’t last long either.

Mr. Satan has no idea who he’s dealing with this shit is hilarious

Goku is a mood, Cell said “what’s good, you first?” and Goku responds, “let’s get it” — my nigga’s a savage

Me, watching this bitch Goku literally like shape shifted through Cell, on some Neo type shit, my gawd

that’s it, that’s the tweet.

the boiling point

— side note, i’ve never made so many grammatical errors in my life. this anime has me so hype, i don’t even care —

the Cell Games continue — Hercule Satan shook af right now, literally had no idea with whom he’s dealing.

it is now LITERALLY a fight to the finish.

i am stressed.

this nigga Goku.

just hit Cell.

with the Kamehameha Wave.

AND.

Instant Transmission.

Me, witnessing and experiencing this for the first time while knowing full well that Cell can and will regenerate.

oh my pearls,
Goku got errybody s h o o k.
including my ass.
he forfeited the fight AND gave Cell a Senzu bean, w h e w all in one episode.
but Gohan is up and i know my little nigga bout to show out

Gohan: I think it's important that you know exactly what's going to happen if you push me.

Me: w e l l . . .

A Goon.

honestly, what is the point of Krillin?

he didn't press the button to disable 18.
he just stood there and let Cell take the Senzu beans

what does Krillin do other than die?

BITCH, GOHAN AWAKENS.

y'all, Gohan ...

not only is he sick of Cell's shit, this little nigga is like electrified, my goodness gracious, the skress.

Gohan is 11 years of age and is LITERALLY wrecking these niggas.
DAMN GOKU GOT SOME STRONG ASS GENES.

screen grabs because there are NO words to articulate the pure badassery i just witnessed

whew, the narrator be killing me dawg.

y’all ...

Me, right fucking now. @Josh_Cody @____escobar_ @zellcarter ...

w o w — Gohan whooped Cell’s ass.
literally rocked that nigga in his shit and made him throw up Android 18.

Goku. deserved. better.
and literally did all of that for nothing.
D&D must have written this episode because, whew the foolery.

CELL AIN’T DEAD, but my baby daddy Goku and side piece Future Trunks are and i just —

Cell ready to spill the tea with the Z Warriors on how he survived blowing his own self up

i’m cool on DBZ right now.

issa fan girl

YA GIRL IS BACK.

on E190 of Dragon Ball,
The Horror Won’t End,
we are reminded that Goku sacrificed himself to save Earth, Gohan did and I cannot emphasize this enough NOT defeat Cell and now Cell is back for the ultimate revenge and getting stronger by the second.

Gohan FINALLY did it.

I just .... I don’t have words, Goku isn’t coming back.

Goku: “Bye”
Me: .................

where are the lies?

and I’m back.
it’s almost been 3 months,
but I’m back ....

with “Bojack Unbound” ....

our adventure immediately begins with a tournament and a dramatic display from Mr. Hercule Satan himself.

who is shook to see Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Baby Daddy Long Hair Trunks, Tien, and the rest of the gang.

so shook, he’s running away his own fight.

so. the major and more important plot of Bojack Unbound is that Bojack is not only seeking revenge for being imprisoned, he’s unbound because Kakarot destroyed King Kai’s planet when he blew it and himself up in his attempt to defeat Cell.

which mind you, didn’t really work ...

Gohan in Bojack Unbound.

Goku, using instant transmission, to save Gohan and give him the peep talk he desperately needed.

Gohan.

my tweets are incredibly far behind in regards to episodes I’m currently watching.

but oh my god,
I have to say this —

I can’t believe Gohan is in high school.
I do not like Videl Satan.
AND Goten has already learned to transform to Super Saiyan...

I just.

do not like Videl.
Bulma is my bitch and was irritating as fuck the first couple of seasons, but goddamn every time Videl opens her mouth, I just roll my eyes

so, it’s been a few weeks since I caught y’all up, my apologies I’ve been watching without tweeting...

everything escalated so quickly and this shit is so good lmaooooo

I’ve been skipping the end credit song to start the next episode and everything

Vegeta: “Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you. and even you too Kakarot.”
Me: .........

please don't hate me y'all.
The Dragon Ball Thread is soooo far behind.

I've witnessed Kakarot ascend to Super Saiyan 4! Yes, I said FOUR.

currently on E44 of DB: GT and my god, the drama that has happened since I last updated the thread on January 7th lmaooooo

I suck, I know — this thread is completely off because as I’m sure, those of you who know, know what occurs between Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super — currently on Episode 90 ...

I promise to get back to it.

at this point,
on Dragon Ball Super —

it’s Goku vs. Jiren at ...
The Tournament of Power

I just, love watching Goku fight.

oh, my god ...

it’s Goku & Vegeta vs. Jiren.
in the last 9 minutes of The Tournament of Power.

y’all ..... Y’ALL.
it’s the last TWO minutes of,
The Tournament of Power.

it’s Jiren vs. Goku**

**who has just ascended to
Autonomous Ultra Instinct

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ptdWe7yvaeFKXIODWNKF4?si=4feDVnvrTfW5D-iU_i0d9w

I wonder where Goku falls on the bdsm test lmaooooo

he literally just told Freiza “if you do act up, I’ll just have to put you down again”

if that’s not Dom Energy, I don’t know what it...

it’s official, as of August 1, 2020 —
I’ve watched all of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and now, Dragon Ball Super ... so many feelings.