Thread by @kingF0X23, Another really awesome dating profile bio I’m just going to keep posting [...]

Another really awesome dating profile bio

I’m just going to keep posting these and I come across them.

She sounds sooo fun. How could I not say yes?

Yes she’s going to find her soulmate soon.

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They keep getting better

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A gem

NOPE

Single forever is looking likely.

Dating apps are SO. MUCH. FUN.

This is my “about me” for reference lol

I laughed at this one

Today’s installment of #WhyDoiHaveDatingApps

Whitney wants to try me today...

LMAOOO another white girl. I gotta quit them I swear.

This is my “negative profile”

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Hahaha eww

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I don’t think she liked that feedback very much.

I just don’t get why they continue to message me when they’re maga hatters

I’m gonna be single forever

I’ve never seen “having a pet” as a deal breaker. Wild.

I need all women like this to stop going out with me. I’m not trying to be your distraction.

I really don’t know why they don’t think I’m serious about this whole not dating people that are supporting Trump thing

First message and she throws her friend under the bed immediately

Trump supporters just can’t help themselves. If you are a woman who supports Trump, I. DO. NOT. WANT. YOU.

(She classifies herself as a moderate on her profile btw).

Oh, she lives in Danville and is from Boston. I shoulda known.

I feel like she is VERY upset about something #bumble #FoxDatingChronicles

Part of my dating profiles lists “boyfriend jeans” as part of my dislikes and my god does it trigger sooo many women. It’s unbelievable
I mean...

Hahaha just came across this profile

Annnnd another mouth breather. #datingsucks #Bumble

This one is a real genius

“If you base your human interactions off the values and fundamentals you live by then you will be forever disappointed in life”... MAN WHAT lol.

Well it’s nice that she has an entire life picked out already.

The MAGAs never end I swear

So I say...

Bruh... this gotta be mental illness, right?

I dunno man, I just don’t know

I’m just legit confused.

Now Jessica, you know DAMN WELL that politics matter. Why? Because it’s the 1st thing you put on your dating profile bio. #CmonSon

Y’all, I haven’t updated my Bumble profile in years LMAO. She just didn’t (can’t?) read well. But she’s a Trumper sooo

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