the following thread is a list of things that I stan, which I realize no one asked for, 1/

William Howard Taft 2/

vantablack, which is the raddest shit maybe in the known world 3/

literally all bats, 4/

Ray Bradbury, as equally as I stan that people who like Kurt Vonnegut ain’t shit 5/

The men’s 4x100m freestyle relay finals in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, which America needed to win so that Michael Phelps could win mf eight gold medals during that Olympics AND JASON LEZAK CAME BACK FROM BEHIND TO KICK FRANCE’S ASS 6/

Miller Lite, eat my entire ass 7/

yellow paint swatches, 8/

this NPR tiny desk concert of Mac Miller, NPR tiny desk concerts, and also Mac Miller, 9/ https://twitter.com/MacMillerMemoir/status/1074190166804320256?s=20

these two poems, the second of which was written by a separate poet in response to the first, because I like to believe these two men were in love, 10/

peonies, 11/

. @merii3, also it’s HER BIRTHDAY FOLKS, 12/

okay but when someone texts you and says they’re about to call and nothing is wrong so don’t worry???? we stan so hard folks 13/

Ariana Grand and the Kurds, 14/

confidently telling men who are older than 40 about their auras, 15/

Russian Doll because it’s a show about mine and @ChemicalFire’s friendship, 16/

Anne McClain, who is the Ariana Grande of space, 17/

John Mulaney, who is the Ariana Grande of comedy 18/

Joan of Arc, who is the Ariana Grande of bad bitches 19/

cuttlefish, the Ariana Grande of the ocean 20/

wooden knitting needles, the Ariana Grande of knitting needles 21/

people who text “ :) “ still, aka the Ariana Grande of people 22/

the @10MTNDIV, the Ariana Grande of Army divisions because let’s ruin a PAOs night, why not 23/

the vascular system, aka the Ariana Grande of bodily systems 24/

literally every single human being who has ever taught a sex education course, aka the Ariana Grande of teachers and angels, 25/

Devils Den at Gettysburg, which is actually a very interesting geological phenomenon, aka the Ariana Grande of where geology and warfare meet, 26/

my little sister, the Ariana Grande of sisters, 27/

Thai food, 28/

fountains where something spits into something else’s mouth, aka the Ariana Grande of fountains 29/

people who just like my tweets and go about their business and not people I don’t know who aggressively ask me in my DMs why I haven’t been tweeting more, I’ve been busy and also very happy and just chill tf out OKAY TODD aka the Ariana Grande’s of my life 30/30

I actually believe this is the longest bit I’ve ever done, u r all witnessing history