the following thread is a list of things that I stan, which I realize no one asked for, 1/
vantablack, which is the raddest shit maybe in the known world 3/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg2x0L4YAuU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
The menās 4x100m freestyle relay finals in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, which America needed to win so that Michael Phelps could win mf eight gold medals during that Olympics AND JASON LEZAK CAME BACK FROM BEHIND TO KICK FRANCEāS ASS 6/ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=chwxaUtnfUk">https://m.youtube.com/watch...
this NPR tiny desk concert of Mac Miller, NPR tiny desk concerts, and also Mac Miller, 9/ https://twitter.com/MacMillerMemoir/status/1074190166804320256?s=20">https://twitter.com/MacMiller...
these two poems, the second of which was written by a separate poet in response to the first, because I like to believe these two men were in love, 10/
. @merii3, also itās HER BIRTHDAY FOLKS, 12/
okay but when someone texts you and says theyāre about to call and nothing is wrong so donāt worry???? we stan so hard folks 13/
confidently telling men who are older than 40 about their auras, 15/
Russian Doll because itās a show about mine and @ChemicalFireās friendship, 16/
people who text ā :) ā still, aka the Ariana Grande of people 22/
the @10MTNDIV, the Ariana Grande of Army divisions because letās ruin a PAOs night, why not 23/
literally every single human being who has ever taught a sex education course, aka the Ariana Grande of teachers and angels, 25/
Devils Den at Gettysburg, which is actually a very interesting geological phenomenon, aka the Ariana Grande of where geology and warfare meet, 26/
Thai food, 28/
fountains where something spits into something elseās mouth, aka the Ariana Grande of fountains 29/
people who just like my tweets and go about their business and not people I donāt know who aggressively ask me in my DMs why I havenāt been tweeting more, Iāve been busy and also very happy and just chill tf out OKAY TODD aka the Ariana Grandeās of my life 30/30
I actually believe this is the longest bit Iāve ever done, u r all witnessing history