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Mariah Carey’s talents include her vocal and songwriting prowess, however one of her more underrated talents is her acerbic wit that has made her one of the funniest and shadiest figures in pop culture history
Let’s start Mariah’s shadiest moments off with the time she kicked a drunk Christina Aguilera out of her house in 2005
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In 1998, Mariah shaded Madonna again, saying she hadn’t checked for her since 1983
Mariah shaded Celine Dion for trying to go toe to toe with Aretha during “Divas Live”
Mariah cursing out Wendy Williams For alleging she got breast implants
Mariah shading Celine again
Mariah failing to acknowledge Christina Aguilera’s existence after the interview brings her up
In 2014 Katy Petty made shady comments about Mariah being “fabulous for a throwback”, when attended Mariah’s Vegas show a year later, Mariah ignored her
Mariah ethers Jlo (x2)
Mariah dragging JLo for getting 8 hours of sleep a night
Mariah dragging the Grammys
Mariah casually reminding Nicki that she has zero #1 songs
In an interview Thalia made some shady comments implying that she didn’t need Tommy Motolla to jump start her career. Mariah has some words
Mariah dragging Eminem several times for alleging they had a sexual relationship
When prompted to say 3 nice things about Nicki Minaj, this is what Mariah had to say
Mariah’s response to Nicki Minaj threatening violence against her
When the paparazzi Mariah was asked who was qualified to sing at her wedding, this is what she had to say https://twitter.com/TouchMyPoly/status/1043414513922465792/video/1">https://twitter.com/TouchMyPo...
Mariah dragging JLo again 
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Mariah shaded Madonna for her fake British affectation
Mariah compares working with Nicki Minaj to working in hell for months
When asked if she preferred Gaga or Nicki, Mariah was ready with a cutting answer
Mariah shaded Eminem, reminding us that she’s more man than he’ll ever be
Mariah lashes Madonna for relying on that body ody ody
During a hosting gig, Mariah was supposed to introduce Jlos music video and instead pawned it off on Michael Clarke Duncan do it. When the conversation lingers on Jlo for too long she quickly changes the subject
Shortly after Jlo released “I’m real”, a song that included a stolen sample that Mariah secured first, Mariah appeared on TRL to spite her, singing loverboy to distract from her music video playing
Mariah repeatedly reminding us that she doesn’t know Jlo (or Demi) in 2017
Mariah literally coming for Nickis terrible wig(s) on American Idol
And to close the thread I wanted to feature Mariah’s gorgeous Eminem diss track and its video after he made allusions to sleeping with her on his 2009 album Relapse
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WAIT- scratch the record I want to add this video where Mariah lethally shades Madonnas vocal abilities and writing skills on “Like A Prayer” for approximately 30 seconds without even mentioning her name, thanks to @gabeAlfassy for finding this one
A moment from the vault: Madonna v Mariah 1996
