Do it. Like it. Bet.
Odin [Thor, Thor 2]

• lied to his sons about an adoption
• made one of his sons believe he was a monster
• let everyone else fight against his evil daughter
• didn't warn anyone of his evil daughter
• told Thor they were gods but Loki that they weren't
• asshole
Alistair Fitz [Agents of SHIELD]

• verbally abused his son
• physically abused his son
• talks down on his ex wife
• walked out on his family
• believes in men hiding their emotions
• doesn't accept any failure whatsoever even if it's unavoidable
• asshole
Thanos [Infinity War]

• killed billions of living beings
• physically abused his daughter
• killed his other daughter
• brainwashed Loki to force him into trying to rule Earth
• has tortured people
• stole Gamora from her mother after killing her
• asshole
Asmodeus [Shadowhunters]

• killed people
• tortured people
• an actual demon
• took his son's magic
• has emotionally manipulated his son
• literally he's a DEMON
• A PRINCE OF HELL
• Asmodeus magic = no bueno
• asshole
Valentine Morgenstern [Shadowhunters]

• killed innocent people
• highkey racist
• tried to kill best friend
• kidnapped ex wife
• tried to kill daughter
• killed daughter's boyfriend
• tried to commit mass genocide
• tried to kill daughter's friends
• asshole
John Garrett [Agents of SHIELD]
(Rest in peace, Bill Paxton)

• emotionally manipulative
• killed innocent people
• tortured people
• HYDRA
• liar
• made other people do his dirty work
• turned on his 'friends'
• saved his own ass before anyone else's
• asshole
Gideon Malick [Agents of SHIELD]

• liar
• HYDRA
• killed people
• tortured people
• brought back a monster meant to take over the world
• betrayed his brother
• sacrificed his brother to save his own ass
• caused his daughter's death
• asshole
Lorenzo Rey [Shadowhunters]

• egotistical
• only cares about himself
• manipulative
• abuses his power
• unfair to those he 'rules' over
• blames others for his messes
• makes others clean said messes
• takes credit for others' work
• aka plagerism 👿
• asshole
Jace Herondale(?) [Shadowhunters]

• cocky
• 'no homo bro'
• only cares about himself + his girlfriend
• attracted to Clary even when he thought she was his SISTER
• doesn't treat his parabatai fairly
• wanted to chip downworlders
• *cough* racism^ *cough*
• asshole
Will Schuester [Glee]

• seriously his name is so hard to spell
• takes credit for others' ideas
• so much hair gel
• picks favourite students
• has tried sabotaging his wife's past relationships
• doesn't take student input
• a bit childish
• kind of an asshole?
Terri Schuester [Glee]
(Omg this is the first woman on the list)

• emotionally manipulative
• lied about a pregnancy
• FOR MONTHS
• played the victim
• gave kids drugs
• pretended to be a nurse while extremely unqualified
• too bossy
• definitely an asshole
Al [Toy Story 2]

• sneaky bitch
• a thief !!!
• only cares about money
• I'm not even kidding HE STOLE A CHILD'S TOY FOR MONEY
• too loud
• definitely a Republican ngl
• way too excited over toys 👀
• probably a predator
• uhhhh MEGA asshole
Glenn Talbot [Agents of SHIELD]

• hates Democrats
• tried to take over the world
• cocky
• highkey sexist
• fucking snake
• threatened his wife right in front of his son
• so annoying good god
• uses the phrase "what in tarnation" unironically
• asshole
Ed Peletier [The Walking Dead]

• physically abused his wife
• abused his daughter
• abused pretty much every female he could
• sexist
• racist
• basically just all the bad
• made others do everything for him
• lazy piece of shit
• thank god he's dead
• asshole
Mario [Nintendo]

• evil
• loves being on top
• only cares about himself and Peach
• mistreats his brother
• abusive to his brother
• abusive to animals
• mass killer
• cultural appropriation of like five different cultures
• won't leave Peach alone
• ultimate asshole
Scrappy-Doo [Scooby-Doo The Movie]

• what a fucking tool, man
• used dark magic for, wait for it, evil
• literally took people's souls
• pissed on Daphne
• like actually genuinely PEED-
• too violent for a little guy
• wants to rule the world
• asshole
Stinky Pete [Toy Story 2]

• liar
• I mean his name is literally Stinky y'all smell that stench?
• manipulator
• tried to hold others in the room against their will
• Who tf told him that Buzz's name was "Buzz Lightweight"
• definitely a homophobe
• asshole
Raina [Agents of SHIELD]

• straight up copied Sonic's look
• would throw a fit the second she didn't get what she wanted
• only cared for herself
• unnecessarily cryptic
• seriously tons of people might have lived if she stopped speaking in fucking riddles
• asshole
Kasius [Agents of SHIELD]

• kills people
• tortures people
• makes others do his dirty work
• enslaves people different than him
• sells people into slavery
• uhhhh racism?
• gives off rape-y vibes
• like seriously stop caressing Jemma okay thanks
• asshole
Jonathan Byers [Stranger Things]

• ruined a relationship
• went after a taken girl
• stalks people
• literally hid in trees and took photos of people
• aka Creepy™
• gets away with being a tool just because he's unpopular
• creepy asshole
Ken Tanaka [Glee]

• a slob
• doesn't do his job right
• unnecessarily rude
• too sexual
• doesn't understand the meaning of "no"
• used someone's mental illness against her
• stereotypical gym teacher
• if you can't do, teach. badly.
• asshole
Jiaying [Agents of SHIELD]

• emotionally manipulative
• killed many innocent people
• did anything to save her own ass
• low-key racist (inhuman vs human)
• staged a shooting
• tried to start a war
• used her husband
• tried to kill her daughter
• asshole
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