I’ve had some interesting discussions and moments with friends. (1/3)
We were playing basketball and the yellow and brown basketballs were too big for the net somehow so they didn’t fit through. Naturally we turned it into a metaphor on how beauty standards affect people of color. this has been going on for weeks. (2/3).
My friend: what if pewdiepie was secretly Indian but he pretended to be Swedish.
Me, knowing that it’s genetically impossible: yeah that would explain why he’s battling tseries he doesn’t want his secret to get out. (3/3)
friend scared of doors. that’s it. that’s the tweet. (4/3)
my (not straight) friends tried to turn me lesbian by simply saying no when I said I’m most likely straight (5/3)
slight tw// mentions suicide as a metaphor

i'm adding to this thread a year later-
my friends and I are convinced AP calc BC is academic suicide so now when people ask what our schedules are we just say "AP Calc BC" and watch the horror flash in their eyes
patel beyonce. thats it.
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