So I stayed in Queen Elizabeth hostel in Ekosodin. It& #39;s close to Ekosodin market and Ekosodin secondary school. Now a leader of a cultist stayed in the same hostel, directly opposite our room. He& #39;s unusually calm and gentle for a cultist.
Every, he host a series of strong men to card games with huge sum at stake. He most times sends me to help withdraw huge sum just for this purpose. And I got tipped each time.
They left the hostel filled with stench of marijuana.
Now this guy is security conscious. He doesn& #39;t joke with this part. But some girls in the hostel are uncontrollable nightcrawlers. The plan was that all gates should be locked on or before 8pm. But these girls keeps going out and coming in without telling anyone to lock the gate.
On several occasions, whenever this uncle finds out the gate was still open late at night, he goes to each room to warn everyone.
But on this fateful night that I didn& #39;t go to night class, he came back by past 10pm in a very bad mood to meet the gates still open, the girls again.
Uncle summoned every occupants of the 21-room hostel. That was how he told everyone to kneel down and get started shouting,
"shebi I dunn tell una make una no dey leave this gate open, una want make them kill me abi, una go know who I be today"
That was how he asked all of us to line up to receive slaps. After first round, he was like "make una go call anybody, una go know say I pass them. No be me dey run am o, na God dey run am...i say wetin?" Everybody responded "na God dey run am"
This uncle now gave 2nd rounds o...on the same cheek o, why shouting "I say who dey run am" while we were recieving and replying "Na God" like we were in a nursery class.
"Who dey run am?"
"Na God!"
Third round followed because we were not shouting enough. The girls were already crying here. Then he released us and left the hostel.
I was supposed to be crying o, but the "who dey run am" made me & some other guys laughed. My left ear rang all through the night. It gave me HOH
The next day, I had to go to the health centre to check my left ear because I wasn& #39;t hearing clearly.
From the next night forward, the gates were always locked by 8pm.
Uncle: "Who dey run am?"

Ekosodin Hostel Occupants: "Na God!"

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