ok here is a thread of screenshots from my dad I have saved because he is infinitely funnier than I am

ok this was me relaying a message my physics/bio teacher from when I was in high school sent me about my little brother

a couple times a year he only answers my texts with “who is this” or “how did you get this number” and a couple times he only responded to me with photos of john goodman

do you guys understand why I am the way I am now

ok this isn’t a screenshot but here is me telling more stories about my dad