Mr Bates getting ready for his first day at Starbucks

Thomas: hi can i PLEASE have a grande iced caramel macchiato

Mr. Bates: macchiato machine broke

thomas is not pleased about this

Francis: Hi Thomas :) Get in my car i’ll drive you to a local organic coffee shop that is much better than Starbucks!

Thomas: oh okay let me just put away my light saber
Mary: can i come

Matthew: wow i sure do wish that i could also go to the local organic coffee shop....

Francis: I’m so glad we came to this nice coffee shop :) tell me about your day, Thomas

Matthew: I decided i will drive to the coffee shop myself :) luckily it’s the 1920s so barely anyone in England is driving! There aren’t very many cars here so I probably don’t even have to pay attention to the road!

Thomas: Well, to be honest Francis, things have been really hard lately. It’s really nice to have someone that cares!

Francis: Of course, Thomas. I wish there was something I could do to help. But say, now that I mention it, I have been looking for someone to help me run my whiskey business back in America....

Mary: Hey guys where the FUCK is matthew

Edith: i just had SEX with famous modernist writer Virginia Woolf

tom: i got big ass gloves