My coworker brought raw chicken to the potluck today. I—

And yes, yes he is.

Here’s an update. He brought a deep fryer too. There are no spices in sight. He’s putting *bare* chicken in the fryer and putting the sauces on them after. And yes he said that’s the seasoning.

This has gone entirely too far. First he had salmonella brewing in the air with the open bag of raw chicken.

Now he’s touching it with his bare hands. SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.

He is going to JAIL.

I’m literally shaking rn. I need my inhaler. he’s just casually walking around the room touching things after touching RAW CHICKEN. This entire place is contaminated. Oh my god.

Update: He just bit into one to see if it’s cooked. It’s still raw.

Another coworker: “wow I appreciate you going out of your way”

Raw chicken guy: “ehh, it’s what I love to do!”

PLS STOP DOING IT

He keeps offering me the salmonella and I’m downing pizza slices just to say I’m full. I don’t even eat pizza anymore. I’ve had 3 slices. In 20 minutes.

One of my coworkers who ate the wings just said “yo my stomach kinda hurts. Idk what’s wrong” SALMONELLA IS WHAT’S WRONG.

I’m watching natural selection happen in real time.

This is still continuing btw. He brought 2 full bags of wings.

After today I’ve concluded that this is a toxic and hostile work environment. I have to go.

For reference, it’s my third week here. Everything has been going great so far. Dope environment/culture. Dope people. Great pay. Great benefits. But....this. I can’t move past this

My coworker had to leave early because she’s dead ass sick :)

He offered to make more tomorrow and I immediately said “no today was enough!” And he laughed it off but sir I’m being serious.

I forgot to tell y’all the worst part lmao. To sauce the wings, he was putting them in Tupperware and instead of tossing them....

He turned them.

With his bare fingers.

And licked his fingers a few times to get the sauce off. Then continued on with putting sauce on the rest.

So, I don’t have anything to promote for myself.

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I muted this thread yesterday and I just came back to it. You guys’ comments are hilarious lmaooo. I’m still traumatized.