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Hello I spent all of yesterday slaving away at thread absolutely no asked for but am ready to share anyway:
~*~US Presidents ranked least to most attractive~*~
~*~US Presidents ranked least to most attractive~*~
45. John Quincy Adams: John Quincy Adams just looks like John Adams but like 5x worse. The sideburns are bad and also he looks like an egg. Sorry John Quincy
44. Martin Van Buren: the sideburns are so so bad guys
43. Millard Fillmore: looks like Alec Baldwin and I am NOT into it
42. Donald Trump: why is he so orange? Why is his hair so bad? Why is he destroying our country?
41. Chester A Arthur: do I really gotta explain what’s wrong here?? It’s the mustache. guys it’s so bad,,, don’t let BYU boys see this or they might get weird ideas
40 & 39. Grover Cleveland: he counts as both 39 and 40 because he was the 22 and 24 president fun little history fact for ya. Anyway, nothing is working for this guy. The hair, the mustache, the angry expression. None of it
38. *very Jonathan Groff groff voice* President John Adams???? Okay honestly I’m 100% more interested in his wife (ily Abigail)
37. Lyndon B Johnson: uses waaaay too much hair gel
36. William McKinley: Tbh I’m afraid of him, I have nothing else to say
35. James Madison: kinda sickly tbh, If I were to purchase a house built in the Victorian era, the ghost haunting it that wants to kill me looks like him
34. Zachary Taylor: also kinda looks like a ghost that I pissed off and wants to kill me. Unrelated but am I watching too much American Horror Story???
33. Dwight D Eisenhower: idk why but my brain keeps telling me he looks like Kermit the frog so do with that what you will
32. James Buchanan: looks like whatever he’s about to say to me is gonna be extremely condescending
31. William H Taft - I’ve realized now that I’m just not into mustaches. Looks like a teddy bear though if I’m being honest
30. George Washington- not a fan of the powdered wigs but y’know father of our country and all that jazz
29. John Tyler- very dreamy in younger photos, looks like frollo from hunchback in older ones.
28. Thomas Jefferson - tall, has decentish hair, bet he’s a passionate lover. Not a fan of the slaves or the Sally Hemings thing
27. Warren G Harding: his eyebrows have pretty good shape tbh why do all the presidents look so angry in every pic???
26. George HW Bush - looks like a classy guy idk
25. Andrew Jackson: Andrew Jackson is a very bad guy but has pretty good hair iDK GUYS PLS DON’T @ ME
24. Benjamin Harrison: i have no strong feelings either way which is why gets a spot in the middle of this list
23. Jimmy Carter: he just looks so happy in every single picture aw I love him
22. Andrew Johnson: why does he look he’s about to fight me
21. Richard Nixon: we love a corrupt bad boy 
20. Gerald Ford: holy shit @ young Gerald Ford :/ @ president Gerald Ford
Sorry I was in class talking about Plato anyway 19. Herbert Hoover: gives off a little bit of a douchy vibe but for some reason I’m a little into it??????
18. James Monroe: has a butt chin but still a little cute. Idk he has a nice face
17. George W Bush: pls do not ask me why he is ranked so high, it just happened and felt right okay
16. Theodore Roosevelt: he’s pretty cute I’m not gonna lie, but gets knocked down due to the mustache
15. Abraham Lincoln: looks cuter w/o the beard tbh. But he’s tall and has brown hair and u know that’s my type
I forgot the pics!!!
14. Calvin Coolidge: definitely the strong silent type, kinda looks like Kevin, Raymond Holt in Brooklyn 99’s husband (I could’ve ranked him lower but what’s done is done)
13. James A Garfield: idk but look at his fancy hat!!! I have a crush on him!!
12. Rutherford B. Hayes: I’m unsure about the beard but still kinda cute, DEFINITELY cute in the younger pic
11. Ronald Reagan: okay fine a young Reagan can Get It
but he’s Reagan so my heart is hardened and I refuse to put him in the top 10
but he’s Reagan so my heart is hardened and I refuse to put him in the top 10
10. Woodrow Wilson: looks like a college professor which is apparently something I am into
9. Harry S. Truman: that professor vibe once again. Also he has a really sweet face aww!!!
8. Franklin D Roosevelt: idk what it is but I’m like really in to FDR. I looked at the pic of him as young man for a long time
7. William Henry Harrison: this may be controversial but the pic of him in uniform 
6.James Knox Polk: has a nice face but I don’t love his hair :/
Top 5!!!! 5. Bill Clinton: Clinton is hot and that is the tea sis
4. Ulysses S Grant: I’m absolutely here for everything he is putting down
3. Franklin Pierce: idk what to say, he’s just adorable and those cheekbones 
we should talk about how adorable Franklin pierce is more often
we should talk about how adorable Franklin pierce is more often
2. Barack Obama: I’m in love with him. I have nothing else to say
1. John F. Kennedy: absolutely no one is surprised by this, but damn what a snacc
