Staying in Austin, where many restaurants serve pretentious, hipster pidgin food which wouldn’t even satisfy an incel makes me appreciate the Trump hotel in DC (best hotel in the world) even more.

How is this supposed to fill up a man who has been working all day?

Absurd.

This fucking wet sponge of a dinner cost 35 dollars. I am horrified and appalled.

AND no options for sides. Sides are NOT trendy. Being ripped off and still hungry after paying for a wet sponge is TRENDY. Embrace it, bigot.

Look at this menu. What kind of human would be satisfied by “glazed cauliflower” for dinner? Only a complete lunatic.

Dessert menu is even worse. “Candy bar”? That’s not a dessert. It’s a fucking Snickers.

Where is Gordon Ramsey when you need him!?

I ordered the “king candy bar” to troll them and it’s literally a fucking 1 dolllar chocolate Hershey type bullshit thing surrounded by crumbs and poncy generic ice cream. Why? Just why.