Bout to make cheese ramen or whatever. Lets get this water boiling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤙🏼" title="Call me hand (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Call me hand (medium light skin tone)">
Fuck do I even have cheese
Ingredients SECURED https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="White heavy check mark" aria-label="Emoji: White heavy check mark">
Water boiling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="White heavy check mark" aria-label="Emoji: White heavy check mark">
Put noodles and put the lid on. Leave it there for a second. Dance a little bit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (medium skin tone)">
Mix a little bit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (medium skin tone)">
Open the beef packet in, mix a little, then crack open an egg and let it cook for a min. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
We’re gonna throw in some extra MSG on there for self love https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💜" title="Purple heart" aria-label="Emoji: Purple heart">
I just kinda threw it on there. Is that okay? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face"> I’ve never done this before obviously
Y’all. It does not look the greatest rn but it melted and uhh this thick soupy kinda ramen is how I like my ramen.
Where tf my parsley at. Parsley fixes everything.
Okay y’all here it is. I hope it tastes at as good as she looks rn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
I’m gonna be honest. I’m scared to try it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> i go by this one rule. foods are generally good with either cheese or chocolate. I know for a fact I will NEVER eat ramen w chocolate so maybe cheese will be okay. here we fcking go.
First bite thoughts:

I need to take a bigger one bc I didn’t understand the flavor. Two. I cooked it too long. These soggy as hell.
Second bite thoughts:

I still don’t understand the flavor. But it’s not as salty as I’d like it to be either. Maybe I need more MSG https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
Third bite thoughts:

The MSG helped a little bit. I think. Or am I just getting used to it? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
Aight I’ll eat the rest of this bc honestly it’s not that bad. But I mean I can’t see myself eating this again in the future.

This ain’t for me. But I do like trying things once.

In conclusion: This ain’t the best ramen ever.
Y’all.. my brother took the rest of whats in the pot.
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