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Morgan’s weird dreams, a thread
While I was meeting with a lawyer of marital issues in the middle of October, someone stole my skis and hid them in a construction vehicle. The driver of the vehicle pulled a lever and boom skis. I was married to Dennis Quaid
I was proposed to in a bingo hall using a cardboard and paper mache diagram of a cell (mitochondria and everything!). The thing was the size of a pizza box and I had to carry it around to announce it everyone
Follow up- still not sure who it was that proposed
Men’s Frozen Four. Cheel’s renovation was complete with an added 300 level and LEATHER seats. Nate Noelting showed up to a pep band event in a 3-piece suit, hammered, and kept talking about his pocket watch. Didn’t catch the score but Clarkson was winning for sure
Piranhas.
Holy eff this one was scary. I joined a multilevel marketing scheme
Instead of finding mice and what not in my apartment, I found a variety of stray cats
I was graduating HS and when I began to cross the stage, my 3 friends were in sari’s throwing confetti at me because I was visiting India right after graduation. One of the HS traditions was receiving a 50-lb tub of tuna fish w/ your diploma. I also forgot my cap
My mom could still text me 
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We had a fleet of very small owls we had to train in order to continue building software at work
