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Today in *What Made My Toddler Lose Her Shit* - Dad threw away the banana peel
-Dad thought “bubbles” meant she wanted bubbles in the bath. This was a terrible miscalculation
I insisted we pour her milk from the open half gallon instead of the unopened half gallon.
I wouldn’t let her eat rubber bands.
I told her we couldn’t read the Amazon Christmas Catalog as a bedtime story.
I tried to put raisins on the same plate as the untouched banana instead of giving her a 3rd clean dish for her to not eat her breakfast.
She insisted that I put her pajamas back on so SHE could take them off.
The bandaid I gave her for her baby doll folded into itself and I wouldn’t get her a new one.
I wouldn’t give her a second spoon for her second bowl of cereal.
I told her she couldn& #39;t watch Biscuit (that& #39;s what she thinks Clifford the Big Red Dog is called)
This thread has been semi retired for pandemic reasons. Mostly because otherwise I’d spend all day adding to it.
