Thread by @TheDreadShips, Rocket science is easy. Get a load of fuel, put it in [...]

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TheDreadShips

Rocket science is easy. Get a load of fuel, put it in a tube, retire to a safe distance and never, ever try to pull away in reverse gear.

Hill starts are tricky if you& #39;re not used to driving stick...

When you& #39;re ready Mr Wilson, please pull away normally.

*beat*

I& #39;m afraid I& #39;ll have to stop the test there, Mr Wilson.

"When I say, I want you to perform an emergency stop."

*beat*

"Now."

"I& #39;d like you to pull up alongside that car, and then reverse into the space behind it, please."

*beat*

"I think we& #39;ll stop the test there, Mr Smith."

"A bit more gas. No, more gas than that. No, that& #39;s the clutch..."

"When it& #39;s safe to do so, I& #39;d like you to turn the vehicle around in the road, please."

* beat*

"I think I noticed you clip the kerb there..."

"When you& #39;re ready, I& #39;d like you to turn the vehicle around, and then pull up safely to a stop"

*beat*

"I think you maybe wanted to use your mirrors a little more there."

"You& #39;ve left the fog lights, on Mr Smith. Just push the button there, no, the one to the side, no, not that one..."

*beat*

"I think we& #39;ll end the lesson there, Mr Smith."

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