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"Bernie Bros do not exist and Bernie is NOT a misogynist, you fat ugly whore"
-- Bernie Bros
-- Bernie Bros
"How dare you smear Bernie by quoting his exact words/posting video of him/linking to his voting history"
-- Bernie Bros
-- Bernie Bros
Democrat: Bernie should release his taxes
Bernie Bro: Why? There's nothing interesting in them.
Dem: So why not release them?
Bro: Because there's nothing in them
Dem: Prove it
Bro: There's nothing to prove. There's nothing in them.
Bernie Bro: Why? There's nothing interesting in them.
Dem: So why not release them?
Bro: Because there's nothing in them
Dem: Prove it
Bro: There's nothing to prove. There's nothing in them.
Bros: The CNN Townhall was RIGGED!!!!1!!!11!!!
Dems: How?
Bros: Everyone who asked a question was a Democrat
Dems: It's the Democratic primary
Bros: It wasn't disclosed
Dems: Who did you expect them to be?
Bros: Not operatives
Dems: Who better to know what to ask?
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Dems: How?
Bros: Everyone who asked a question was a Democrat
Dems: It's the Democratic primary
Bros: It wasn't disclosed
Dems: Who did you expect them to be?
Bros: Not operatives
Dems: Who better to know what to ask?
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Bros: "They didn't want to help Bernie they just wanted to use him to wreak havoc on the process" (actual quote)
Dems: Of course they weren't there to "help" Bernie, they were there to *vet* Bernie
Bros: Unfair!
Dems: Which questions were unfair?
Bros: ...
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Dems: Of course they weren't there to "help" Bernie, they were there to *vet* Bernie
Bros: Unfair!
Dems: Which questions were unfair?
Bros: ...
2/
Dems: It's unfair to ask Bernie about his sexual harassment problem bc he hasn't done anything besides scapegoat Becker?
Bros: Yes he has
Dems: What has he done?
Bros: ...
Dems: Were any of the other questions unfair?
Bros: It was an ambush
Dems: ?
3/
Bros: Yes he has
Dems: What has he done?
Bros: ...
Dems: Were any of the other questions unfair?
Bros: It was an ambush
Dems: ?
3/
Bros: Unfair bc the questions came from DNC
Dems: Where else would they come from?
Bros: Working people
Dems: They would have asked questions Bernie could actually answer?
Bros: He answered all the questions
Dems: If he answered all the questions, what are you upset about?
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Dems: Where else would they come from?
Bros: Working people
Dems: They would have asked questions Bernie could actually answer?
Bros: He answered all the questions
Dems: If he answered all the questions, what are you upset about?
4/4
Dems: Bernie paid $600k cash for a 3rd home
Bros: That's cheap
Dems: No it isn't
Bros: It only counts as a 2nd home bc Senators are required to have 2 homes
Dems: No they aren't
Bros: He paid with Jane's inheritance
Dems: That was only $150k, where'd the rest come from?
Bros:...
Bros: That's cheap
Dems: No it isn't
Bros: It only counts as a 2nd home bc Senators are required to have 2 homes
Dems: No they aren't
Bros: He paid with Jane's inheritance
Dems: That was only $150k, where'd the rest come from?
Bros:...
Dems: Why should working people's taxes subsidize tuition for 1%?
Bros: Rich people don't go to state schools
Dems: Of course they do
Bros: Working people can go
Dems: Most won't
Bros: Society benefits when educated people benefit society
Me: You know people can see this, right?
Bros: Rich people don't go to state schools
Dems: Of course they do
Bros: Working people can go
Dems: Most won't
Bros: Society benefits when educated people benefit society
Me: You know people can see this, right?
Dems: Bernie did [insert offensive Bernie deed]
Bros: No he didn't
Dems: Here's a citation
Bros: Fake news
Dems: It's in several major papers
Bros: Those papers are funded by [insert Berner boogeyman]
Dems: Then why doesn't Bernie sue them?
Bros: Why bother? No one cares anyway.
Bros: No he didn't
Dems: Here's a citation
Bros: Fake news
Dems: It's in several major papers
Bros: Those papers are funded by [insert Berner boogeyman]
Dems: Then why doesn't Bernie sue them?
Bros: Why bother? No one cares anyway.
Bros: Bernie was a civil rights hero
Dems: No he wasn't
Bros: *posts pic of Bernie getting arrested at school that one time
Dems: So?
Bros: Ingrates!
Bros: Red states don't matter
Bros: Low info voters!
Bros: Mississippi BERNING
Dems: Wow
Bros: WHY DON'T BLACK PEOPLE LOVE BERNIE?
Dems: No he wasn't
Bros: *posts pic of Bernie getting arrested at school that one time
Dems: So?
Bros: Ingrates!
Bros: Red states don't matter
Bros: Low info voters!
Bros: Mississippi BERNING
Dems: Wow
Bros: WHY DON'T BLACK PEOPLE LOVE BERNIE?
Bros: Supporting the Crime Bill was racist
Dems: Bernie voted for it
Bros: But he didn't support it
Dems: He voted for it
Bros: He had a reason
Dems: Didn't everyone have a reason?
Bros: He had a GOOD reason
Dems: What about CBC Members?
Bros: They didn't know any better
Dems:
Dems: Bernie voted for it
Bros: But he didn't support it
Dems: He voted for it
Bros: He had a reason
Dems: Didn't everyone have a reason?
Bros: He had a GOOD reason
Dems: What about CBC Members?
Bros: They didn't know any better
Dems:
Bros: We were DISENFRANCHISED
Dems: I don't think that word means what you think it does
Bros: We weren't allowed to vote
Dems: You didn't register in time
Bros: We didn't want to vote back then
Dems: But you had same opportunity as everyone else
Bros: UNFAIR
Dems: How?
Bros: ...
Dems: I don't think that word means what you think it does
Bros: We weren't allowed to vote
Dems: You didn't register in time
Bros: We didn't want to vote back then
Dems: But you had same opportunity as everyone else
Bros: UNFAIR
Dems: How?
Bros: ...
Dems: Bernie's essays are disgusting
Bros: He was young
Dems: He was 35
Bros: The gang rape one is satire
Dems: Real funny. What about "orgasms prevent cancer" & "free love for kids"
Bros: FAKE NEWS
Dems: They're under his byline. He acknowledged them
Bros: STOP SMEARING BERNIE
Bros: He was young
Dems: He was 35
Bros: The gang rape one is satire
Dems: Real funny. What about "orgasms prevent cancer" & "free love for kids"
Bros: FAKE NEWS
Dems: They're under his byline. He acknowledged them
Bros: STOP SMEARING BERNIE
Dems: Bernie is beholden to the NRA
Bros: Nuh-UH
Dems: They got him elected the 1st time. He votes with them
Bros: Not ALL the time
Dems: Guns hurt society
Bros: Only in Chicago, not Vermont
Dems: What's the difference?
Bros: Um...er...hunting?
Dems: With assault rifles?
Bros:
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Bros: Nuh-UH
Dems: They got him elected the 1st time. He votes with them
Bros: Not ALL the time
Dems: Guns hurt society
Bros: Only in Chicago, not Vermont
Dems: What's the difference?
Bros: Um...er...hunting?
Dems: With assault rifles?
Bros:
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Dems: Bernie voted to exempt gun manufacturers from liability
Bros: Think of the Mom&Pop gun manufacturers!
Dems: Why's that industry special?
Bros: So they don't fall victim to our overly-litigious society
Dems:
Bros:
Me: Somewhere out there, Ralph Nader weeps for his legacy
2/2
Bros: Think of the Mom&Pop gun manufacturers!
Dems: Why's that industry special?
Bros: So they don't fall victim to our overly-litigious society
Dems:
Bros:
Me: Somewhere out there, Ralph Nader weeps for his legacy
2/2
Dems: Bernie didn't get a job until he was 35
Bros: The 70's job market was terrible for able-bodied white guys with degrees from elite universities
Dems: He cheated welfare
Bros: POVERTY SHAMING
Dems: He got caught stealing electricity from his neighbor
Bros: He's RESOURCEFUL
Bros: The 70's job market was terrible for able-bodied white guys with degrees from elite universities
Dems: He cheated welfare
Bros: POVERTY SHAMING
Dems: He got caught stealing electricity from his neighbor
Bros: He's RESOURCEFUL
Here's a throwback: https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/1076235643339051009
Bros: Hillary owned slaves
Sally: That’s extremely insensitive considering our nation’s history of-
Bros: SLAVES, I tell you! Look at this definition from Dictionary .com
Sally: Prison work release can't be compared to birthright chattelhood
Bros: PRISONERS ARE THE NEW SLAVES
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Sally: That’s extremely insensitive considering our nation’s history of-
Bros: SLAVES, I tell you! Look at this definition from Dictionary .com
Sally: Prison work release can't be compared to birthright chattelhood
Bros: PRISONERS ARE THE NEW SLAVES
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Bros: PRISONERS ARE THE NEW SLAVES!!
Sally: Mass incarceration is awful and there’s an important conversation to be had, but these people have agency-
Bro: They can’t leave!
Sally: Of course they can’t leave, they’re inmates, but-
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Sally: Mass incarceration is awful and there’s an important conversation to be had, but these people have agency-
Bro: They can’t leave!
Sally: Of course they can’t leave, they’re inmates, but-
2/
Bros: She told them what to do!
Sally: Yes, they were supervised, but-
Bros: SEE????? THEY WERE HER SLAAAAAAAVES!!
Sally: Working in the Governor’s Mansion is a good assignment. If she had fired them, they would’ve had to work somewhere else
Bros: SALLY IS DEFENDING SLAVERY
3/
Sally: Yes, they were supervised, but-
Bros: SEE????? THEY WERE HER SLAAAAAAAVES!!
Sally: Working in the Governor’s Mansion is a good assignment. If she had fired them, they would’ve had to work somewhere else
Bros: SALLY IS DEFENDING SLAVERY
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Sally: Oh look! As it turns out, Bernie used prison labor too
Bros: That's different
Sally: How?
Bros:
Sally:
Bros:
Sally:
Bros:
Sally:
Bros: YOU WORKED FOR NEWT!!! BERNIE WOULDAWON!!! DEMEXIT!!1!!!!!1!!!
Sally: #BernieLogic
4/4
Bros: That's different
Sally: How?
Bros:
Sally:
Bros:
Sally:
Bros:
Sally:
Bros: YOU WORKED FOR NEWT!!! BERNIE WOULDAWON!!! DEMEXIT!!1!!!!!1!!!
Sally: #BernieLogic
4/4
Remember this? https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/849099201283862529
This one is my favorite https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/767352642624430080
Bernie Bro: This band is awesome
Pete: They lip sync
Bro: So? They're good
P: It's not them singing
Bro: That’s condescending. You’re stuck in an old school mentality. Lip synching is the music of the future
P: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! ARRRRRGH!!!
*garrotes Bro with guitar string*
Pete: They lip sync
Bro: So? They're good
P: It's not them singing
Bro: That’s condescending. You’re stuck in an old school mentality. Lip synching is the music of the future
P: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! ARRRRRGH!!!
*garrotes Bro with guitar string*
Dems: Bernie's never hired a black staffer
Bros: There are no black people in Vermont
Dems: They don't have to be from Vermont
Bros: He never found any who were qualified
Dems: In all of Washington? Even for entry level jobs?
Bros:
Dems:
Bros: BERNIE MARCHED WI-
Dems: Just. Stop.
Bros: There are no black people in Vermont
Dems: They don't have to be from Vermont
Bros: He never found any who were qualified
Dems: In all of Washington? Even for entry level jobs?
Bros:
Dems:
Bros: BERNIE MARCHED WI-
Dems: Just. Stop.
Question: Are black people offended* by this?
Black people: Na.
Most people: OK
Bernie Bros: WHY NOT OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU MAYBE YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION LET ME EXPLAIN IT AGAIN !!!1!!1
*See also "impressed"
Black people: Na.
Most people: OK
Bernie Bros: WHY NOT OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU MAYBE YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION LET ME EXPLAIN IT AGAIN !!!1!!1
*See also "impressed"
