im makiing a tumblr thread
1. shit like this makes me lose it because i get flashbacks to the regular show edits where that song was ALWAYS in the background
4. i relate to juvyclown on this one tho because i LOVE nightmares. i love being scared out of my ass and then waking up crying. it's so fun. and they give me ideas for horror stories so that's another bonus
12. i wanna ride my bike through mcdonald's parking lots and steal people's food bags as they grab them from the drivethru window while yelling O WHA AH AH AH
17. was arguing with my mom about pizza and then i told her chuck e cheese's origin story and shut her down instantly because she had no idea what i was saying
20. muh muh muh also im not going to bother googling the kill allowance thing because judging by how few shits my bus driver seems to give.. it might as well be true
24. i've never been to an ikea but i can picture this happening in a kmart. if my local kmart hadn't been assassinated by the village i would have gotten a job there just so i could do this
29. how the FUCK does this game work. HOW WOULD THEY NOT KNOW HES A BEAR. isnt this a goddamn board game with fancy dice IM SO CONFUSED i have friends that Play This Game and THEY dont even understand it
41. this is a bad post i just wanted to say that this is what happens when dick's last resort employees become flight attendants
57. me when im approaching my friend and she's waving at me but im just staring into her soul and waiting for her to get close enough so i can tell her a cool fact
60. some freshman sent death threats to our groupchat and we all said "go ahead and do it" so yeah i felt dis post
im joking i would do anything for queen i just love clowning the beatles
64. @alwayssunny can give you both at once
65. been thinking about this all day and realized that i dont remember being under 11 and i only remember maybe 4 months of being 13
72. my energy (flashback to that day last year when i chugged half a bottle of cough syrup and almost threw up at a park)
87. my idiot cat once ran head on into my mom's leg and knocked her over & then just. ran in the other direction
96. did they base bojack off of this fucking picture im losing my mind this is literally the plot of bojack horseman season 1
97. he occupies my body sometimes which is why i'm able to do a perfect impression of him from time to time
106. this was me in jewel-osco
on sunday whilst waiting for my potatoes and Sucking on a grape dum-dum pop

108. when ppl ask me to say somethin in french i write it down for them instead of saying it cuz i sound Exactly Like That
119. my mom sent our fuckin roomba back because "he wasn't doing a good job" this was months ago i am still LIVID
120. i always quote the last reply and nobody's even phased by it anymore that's just normal for me now
136. am going to a concert in two weekz at a venue that is a Seagull Hangout & i cannot wait to be ambushed while eating fries
138. my friend once called me a sneaky bastard because she caught me listening to "white dad music" at 3am .. spotify's rly telling everyone that im struggling huh
169. self care is cutting your toenails with a toe knife and falling asleep every night to the sound of 50 stray cats meowing outside your window (after drinking beer, huffing glue, and eating cat food, of course)
172. kinda bangs
180. me when i see ronald getting pegged behind the counter as i am ordering a quarter pounder with cheese
183. i always say this to my parents when they buy honey nut cheerios and i am always met with a sigh of disappointment
189. this is more relatable than it should be- rick and morty is one of my favorite shows but the fanbase is the reason i won't admit it
199. this is how i talk to my cat bc he's a bastard and thinks he can eat tape. then when i stop him he Yells at me.
202. honestly this is what the quarantine has turned me into. im shaving my head, buying a white linen nightdress, learning how to do makeup, and then dying with my crimson lipstick gently smeared across my pale face.
204. me & my gf agreed that our relationship is 100% a slow burn fic. mutual pining but i was too dumb to realize she was flirting the entire time Also we met in the cutest way ever but whatever im done being sappy
205. ok fuck dark academia THIS is who i wanna be. im moving to the east coast and getting a longboard. i know it says california but i hate california so im moving to south carolina.
208. me telling my brain that we can get in shape this month but only receiving a fuck you in response
218. me when the new meds start working and i convince myself that i actually just cured myself thru pure willpower but i continue to take the meds until they stop working