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1. shit like this makes me lose it because i get flashbacks to the regular show edits where that song was ALWAYS in the background
2. dip your chicken nuggets in vaseline
3. my followers
4. i relate to juvyclown on this one tho because i LOVE nightmares. i love being scared out of my ass and then waking up crying. it& #39;s so fun. and they give me ideas for horror stories so that& #39;s another bonus
5. motherfucker..
6. y& #39;all still using guns? bitch i can do this
7. a classic
8. i& #39;m jon and the butterfly is my cat angrily yelling at me whenever i say hi to her
9. the fantage creepypasta i read in 2012 where orion was running a fuckin cult
10. the word hog makes me lose it. idk why. hog. it& #39;s so beautiful.
12. i wanna ride my bike through mcdonald& #39;s parking lots and steal people& #39;s food bags as they grab them from the drivethru window while yelling O WHA AH AH AH
13.
14. THE FUCKING PIC DDMNTNDNTNSNTNDNGN
15. i havent even taken the time to listen to the beatles but i love clowning them
16. bojack season 6:
17. was arguing with my mom about pizza and then i told her chuck e cheese& #39;s origin story and shut her down instantly because she had no idea what i was saying
18. i love you coke.exe
19. me when people mention klaus hargreeves
20. muh muh muh also im not going to bother googling the kill allowance thing because judging by how few shits my bus driver seems to give.. it might as well be true
21. how my walking playlist makes me feel even though i am hideous and have no confidence
22.
24. i& #39;ve never been to an ikea but i can picture this happening in a kmart. if my local kmart hadn& #39;t been assassinated by the village i would have gotten a job there just so i could do this
25. this was weezer making pacific daydream
26. heavily feeling both of these also i miss modern baseball
27. this is the plot of mr robot
28. this is the energy i had two years ago and i want it back
29. how the FUCK does this game work. HOW WOULD THEY NOT KNOW HES A BEAR. isnt this a goddamn board game with fancy dice IM SO CONFUSED i have friends that Play This Game and THEY dont even understand it
30. that& #39;s all for now because im sleepy as hell .. but im going to add many more of these
31. i& #39;m back
32. SHUT UP this + the corn remix have ruined the way i hear this song forever
33. what is he normally
34. i dont have the first part of this but NVNDNFNSNCNNSNCM
35. ..Im A Fart
36. not tumblr but BFNFNSNDN
37. potato sweats
38. this waiter off his shits
39. gorks
40. bitches w no upper body strength make some fuckin NOISE
41. this is a bad post i just wanted to say that this is what happens when dick& #39;s last resort employees become flight attendants
42. good evening bastards
43. ASSFLASH NEWSHOLE.. IVE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
44. touched the rat
45. yeos
46. rare footage of roger taylor scaling two stories to hook up with a girl in the 70s
47. someone write this movie
48. pizza pizza
49. bada bing bada boom
50. THIS MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE
51. naughty sound effect men will face punishment
52. brains
53. every dad in illinois looks like this
54. you ring that bell and someone beats your meat for you
55. 1/4 cup bread liquid
56. shayla deserved more than six episodes she deserved the WORLD
57. me when im approaching my friend and she& #39;s waving at me but im just staring into her soul and waiting for her to get close enough so i can tell her a cool fact
58. dance on your fucking feet
59. red meat mccartney
60. some freshman sent death threats to our groupchat and we all said "go ahead and do it" so yeah i felt dis post
61. boat captain
62. hoverboard roombas?
63. is it worth listening to the beatles just to time travel and experience queen? discuss
im joking i would do anything for queen i just love clowning the beatles
64. @alwayssunny can give you both at once
65. been thinking about this all day and realized that i dont remember being under 11 and i only remember maybe 4 months of being 13
66. eat this and transform into a nerd in .27 seconds
67. nirvana
68. animal
69. nice
70. please
71. they& #39;re fucking IDENTICAL this makes me lose my shit
72. my energy (flashback to that day last year when i chugged half a bottle of cough syrup and almost threw up at a park)
73. sorry guys i gotta go my ride& #39;s here
74. me but in every aspect of life
75. aliens
76. gay pride babey!
77. this is my energy. im the bat. go look in your kitchen im there
78. yo ricky rat
79. JFGNDNDNNFNDNDNFD
80. mom
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81. yeah
82. PLAT PLAT
83. these aren& #39;t tumblr but they made me howl with laughter so
84. happy 4/20! 50 years until the blessed day 4/20/69
85. it truly do be like that
86. language is confusing
86 1/2. language is still confusing
87. my idiot cat once ran head on into my mom& #39;s leg and knocked her over & then just. ran in the other direction
88. WOAH THERE BESSIE!
89. he buys your horses and puts them in the back
90. this is my energy
91. night ducks
92. real shit,, i never thought about this but u rite
93. shouldn& #39;t of
94. uptown rat (me)
95. I CANT WHAT
96. did they base bojack off of this fucking picture im losing my mind this is literally the plot of bojack horseman season 1
97. he occupies my body sometimes which is why i& #39;m able to do a perfect impression of him from time to time
98. they gave us the don& #39;t stop me now fight scene in tua so GIVE US THIS NEXT COWARDS
99. flo rida is a cryptid
100. this made me choke on my garlic bread , enjoy
101. in honor of ratburn saying gay rights, have a classic arthur post
102. ON THE CONTRARY!
103. im gna do this tonight while i fill my soul with bill hader content cuz i miss him
104. SLOW PRONUNCIATION FRENCH MAN IS A CONDESCENDING ASSHAT I HATE HIM
105. engraved, question mark?
106. this was me in jewel-oscohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> on sunday whilst waiting for my potatoes and Sucking on a grape dum-dum pop
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107. PLEASE THIS MAKES ME SCREAM EVERY TIME ... MERRY SNMGFIEHP YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
108. when ppl ask me to say somethin in french i write it down for them instead of saying it cuz i sound Exactly Like That
109. me and the gremlin in my brain tellin me to jack it while im tryna study 4 my chem final
110. i think about this every fuckin day
111. me but when tha xans hit
112. did you say cherry or coke slushie
113. OLD MCCUCKHOLD HAD A FARM IT SEEMS
114. shut up i hate that this looks exactly like him
115. can you say the same?
116. GUMBY THE HOME INVADER STRIKES AGAIN
117. i& #39;m the first one how about yall
118. OH, GRARMOR YOU SAY?
119. my mom sent our fuckin roomba back because "he wasn& #39;t doing a good job" this was months ago i am still LIVID
120. i always quote the last reply and nobody& #39;s even phased by it anymore that& #39;s just normal for me now
121. the ideal show
122. it& #39;s been exactly a month since i last twote. have some grass (grinch ass)
123. this isn& #39;t tumblr but. hungies.
124. this was in a reddit thread about pete wentz
125. some good old fashioned ace discourse...
126. biggie was standing really far away
127. oh no
128. my turn
129. my cats are fuckin STUPID (but i love them) so this one& #39;s for the little bastards
130. thanks glenn!!
131. this isn& #39;t tumblr but i just wanted to post this in here because we all need it.
132. ME CURRENTLY
133.
134. i like to slide around to pick up cheetos at the gas station as well
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136. am going to a concert in two weekz at a venue that is a Seagull Hangout & i cannot wait to be ambushed while eating fries
137. DO IT FOR HIM
138. my friend once called me a sneaky bastard because she caught me listening to "white dad music" at 3am .. spotify& #39;s rly telling everyone that im struggling huh
139.
140. NOT TUMBLR BUT JSJFNSJDJSJ
141. tag urself im horny disaster
142. fuck your sleep paralysis demon
143. this is how jerry and kramer met
144. ok Me
146. JDJCJSCJSJKSSKKZ THIS MADE ME CHOKE
147. stream folie à deux
148. if i had to see this so do you
149. coochy
150. i wanna send this to my mom but im a pussy
151. i love this
152. necessary post
154. teen girl drama comedies
155. PUT HIM BACK
156. AJJXJDJXJSJJSJS
157. please leave him and his lizard alone. he doesn& #39;t fuck
158. OKAY YEAH THIS IS SO VALID
159.
160. you know what i could go for right now
161. me last week & most likely this week
162. I DO QUESTIONABLE THINGS BUT IM NO FURRY
163. this the dude from the end of the fuckin world
164. that little girl grew up to be john mulaney
165. baby magic
166.
167.
168. i& #39;m back for a brief moment. this has noho hank vibes
169. self care is cutting your toenails with a toe knife and falling asleep every night to the sound of 50 stray cats meowing outside your window (after drinking beer, huffing glue, and eating cat food, of course)
170. i& #39;m natasha and my best friend is clint
171. clownship
172. kinda bangs
173. i know this is from reddit but. blew a raspberry RIGHT into her pussy. that& #39;s gold.
174. i& #39;d read it
175. sorry spongebob i dont speak italian
176. well? does he? does he fucking work here
177. you don& #39;t want to crungle his scrungles
178. pisscorp
179. the largest friend
180. me when i see ronald getting pegged behind the counter as i am ordering a quarter pounder with cheese
181. what& #39;s new pussyslut
182. 1 quastion
183. i always say this to my parents when they buy honey nut cheerios and i am always met with a sigh of disappointment
184. ingredience
185. aw rats
186. we interrupt this program to dump non-tumblr unsettling images
187. i promise i won& #39;t!
188. back to tumblr. yon fucketh.
189. this is more relatable than it should be- rick and morty is one of my favorite shows but the fanbase is the reason i won& #39;t admit it
190. i mean,, yeah.
191. !:&,!:!.$2&.$2&.&;$&/&.&;- hello
192. my brain is always in this mode
193. do you ever yearn
194. survival of the fittest
195. my energy
196. go get us a robot
198. scrappy doo
199. this is how i talk to my cat bc he& #39;s a bastard and thinks he can eat tape. then when i stop him he Yells at me.
200. hell was that?
201. i& #39;ve seen the normal version of this post and how the FUCK did it turn into this
202. honestly this is what the quarantine has turned me into. im shaving my head, buying a white linen nightdress, learning how to do makeup, and then dying with my crimson lipstick gently smeared across my pale face.
203. this and the last post... muah chef& #39;s kiss
204. me & my gf agreed that our relationship is 100% a slow burn fic. mutual pining but i was too dumb to realize she was flirting the entire time Also we met in the cutest way ever but whatever im done being sappy
205. ok fuck dark academia THIS is who i wanna be. im moving to the east coast and getting a longboard. i know it says california but i hate california so im moving to south carolina.
206. ok i feel sick my vision is about to GO the thread is paused rn
207. me
208. me telling my brain that we can get in shape this month but only receiving a fuck you in response
209. hozier i know it& #39;s you
210. amish simulator
211. look what happened. look.
212. do it bro. the moon loves you
213. HELP
214. su and the great gatsby were the first things my pea brain thought of
215. you don& #39;t know that
216. cryptid food pyramid or gay food pyramid or both
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218. me when the new meds start working and i convince myself that i actually just cured myself thru pure willpower but i continue to take the meds until they stop working
219.
