Family group chat ti daru

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Uncle A: He’s a known thief and cannot be trusted with an entire country!

Cousin S: Uncle when we made you the chairman of granny’ burial committee, you couldn’t account for how 10cows budgeted for became 7.

*SILENCE IN THE CHAT*

*uncle A is typing*
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*uncle A left the group chat*

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Cousin S: It had to be said. Some Ankara materials too went missing and payment unaccounted for. Can you people stop calling my phone, I’m trying to get this off my chest.....

*Big mummy is typing*

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This is the highlight of my weekend!!!

Draggggggggggggggggg him!

I think my cousin should get the electric chair or firing squad!

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I have tears in my eyes!

Okun ebi ti ja!

My mother had no clue what my Uncle was ranting about over the phone! “Je kin pe e pada”

“Dee, what happened in the group chat?”

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My mother laughed really long and hard when I read out the chat sequence to her!

“But Ko paro now.....”

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I think DSS should come and pick my mother up right now!

“Emi ni omo yen jo, ko tolerate bullshit”

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What sort of matriarch is this!?

“Mi oni pe pada kankan, let him cry a bit, ko ronu”

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Today is the best day of my life this 2019!

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I have water in my eyes from laughing

My other cousin adds my Uncle back in the group chat!

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Like e ma fe ku leni Uncle!

Big mummy is chastising Cousin S as expected . Uncle TJ thinks big mummy should “sit this one out Aunty mi”

LMAOOOOOO

Everybody ti ya werey!

One of my aunts wants to drag me for my last whatsapp status!
I posted that I stand with my cousin

*ignores aunty”
Go and leave a message in the group chat plix dear!
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Aunty B: Shiji you’re not being respectful and setting a good example for your younger cousins. Bè a ko e o fe gbeko.

Cousin S: maybe uncle Ade didn’t set a good example for me too.

Haaa!!!!
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Uncle Dapo: Ade has always been a thief now, oun lo gbe mi ni camera ti mami ra wa funmi lati Spain but Shiji you shouldn’t be rude!

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Shey eya werey ni Uncle D!

Me: When is grandma’ rememberance anniversary this year pls?

Uncle TJ: September

Cousin N: Uncle o ye ke ra malu Mets, maybe Shiji would forgive you then

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Uncle A: Dapo! You would say that nonsense to my face! Omo ale! Ajegbodo

Lil Cousin F: what’s ‘ajegbodo pls? My Yoruba isn’t that good.

Aunty B: stop asking stupid questions

My brother O: What in the world is going on here?

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Aunty B: I think admin should take down the group till everyone is calm, this is messy I don’t like it.

Uncle Dapo: ma lu e bi benbe nobiu Ade, o mo pe mi o se ma lu e! Opuro agbalagba

*one of my brothers has called me for the gist and is currently howling*

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Uncle TJ: aunty mi! Awon eyan bi tiyin na lo da ilu yi ru! There’s nothing you like to talk about! Don’t take any shit down!

Cousin S: admin take note.

Uncle Dapo: E fi aunty mi le o.

Aunty A: TJ maje ko di emi ati e o

Mummy: End the group till further notice.

Whatttttttttttt!!! Shey eyin ni jagaban ni mummy! LMAOOOOOO

Aunty B: Exactly sister. Moti sobe tele won fe gbo.

Uncle TJ: Ekale ma Alhaja

Uncle A: ma peyin pada ma

Me:

Lil cousin F: I can see screenshots of your tweets aunty Dee!

Uncle Dapo: Ekale sister, I don’t think that’s a solution.

Eje ka end group yi! LMAOOOOOO

Admin is conveniently not responding!
Like ebi yi gbodo tuka se!

LMAOOOOOO!

Damnnnnnn!!!

I don’t think it’d ever be the same!

Uncle K: but mami ti ku tipe now, why is Shiji just saying this now

Aunty B : osumi o

Uncle Dapo: ese ji ni brother mi?

Cousin S: because uncle Ade does not have American Visa yet and I won’t be in England any time soon.

Uncle TJ: Shiji ode tito iwo na

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Oloshi ni omo yi!

Aunty B: I don’t understand Shiji

Cousin N: somebody is actually posting what is happening here on social media

Uncle TJ : Aunty mi , ki le understand?

Big mummy: whoever that is should stop, egbo ile o gbodo wa nita

Uncle Dapo: Kosi big deal, aye computer lawa

LMAOOO

Me: I am the one posting it on my twitter page Sumbo. You could have just mentioned my name.

Uncle TJ: ko ni meaning.

Uncle D: So people now know Ade took my camera?

Big mummy: I thought Alhaja said the group should be brought down

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We are not doing what Alhaja said plix dear! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think Admin is an enemy of the family! She’s conveniently offline!

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Everybody ti ya werey!

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You people would have to share your family with me if mine disowns me! Lmaoooooo