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Family group chat ti daru
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Uncle A: He’s a known thief and cannot be trusted with an entire country!
Cousin S: Uncle when we made you the chairman of granny’ burial committee, you couldn’t account for how 10cows budgeted for became 7.
*SILENCE IN THE CHAT*
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Uncle A: He’s a known thief and cannot be trusted with an entire country!
Cousin S: Uncle when we made you the chairman of granny’ burial committee, you couldn’t account for how 10cows budgeted for became 7.
*SILENCE IN THE CHAT*
*uncle A is typing*
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*uncle A left the group chat*
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*uncle A left the group chat*
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Cousin S: It had to be said. Some Ankara materials too went missing and payment unaccounted for. Can you people stop calling my phone, I’m trying to get this off my chest.....
*Big mummy is typing*
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*Big mummy is typing*
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This is the highlight of my weekend!!!
Draggggggggggggggggg him!
This is the highlight of my weekend!!!
Draggggggggggggggggg him!
I think my cousin should get the electric chair or firing squad!
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I have tears in my eyes!
Okun ebi ti ja!
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I have tears in my eyes!
Okun ebi ti ja!
My mother had no clue what my Uncle was ranting about over the phone! “Je kin pe e pada”
“Dee, what happened in the group chat?”
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“Dee, what happened in the group chat?”
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My mother laughed really long and hard when I read out the chat sequence to her!
“But Ko paro now.....”
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“But Ko paro now.....”
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I think DSS should come and pick my mother up right now!
“Emi ni omo yen jo, ko tolerate bullshit”
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What sort of matriarch is this!?
“Emi ni omo yen jo, ko tolerate bullshit”
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What sort of matriarch is this!?
“Mi oni pe pada kankan, let him cry a bit, ko ronu”
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Today is the best day of my life this 2019!
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I have water in my eyes from laughing
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I have water in my eyes from laughing
My other cousin adds my Uncle back in the group chat!
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Like e ma fe ku leni Uncle!
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Like e ma fe ku leni Uncle!
Big mummy is chastising Cousin S as expected . Uncle TJ thinks big mummy should “sit this one out Aunty mi”
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Everybody ti ya werey!
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Everybody ti ya werey!
One of my aunts wants to drag me for my last whatsapp status!
I posted that I stand with my cousin
*ignores aunty”
Go and leave a message in the group chat plix dear!
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I posted that I stand with my cousin
*ignores aunty”
Go and leave a message in the group chat plix dear!
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Aunty B: Shiji you’re not being respectful and setting a good example for your younger cousins. Bè a ko e o fe gbeko.
Cousin S: maybe uncle Ade didn’t set a good example for me too.
Haaa!!!!
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Cousin S: maybe uncle Ade didn’t set a good example for me too.
Haaa!!!!
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Uncle Dapo: Ade has always been a thief now, oun lo gbe mi ni camera ti mami ra wa funmi lati Spain but Shiji you shouldn’t be rude!
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Shey eya werey ni Uncle D!
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Shey eya werey ni Uncle D!
Me: When is grandma’ rememberance anniversary this year pls?
Uncle TJ: September
Cousin N: Uncle o ye ke ra malu Mets, maybe Shiji would forgive you then
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Uncle TJ: September
Cousin N: Uncle o ye ke ra malu Mets, maybe Shiji would forgive you then
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Uncle A: Dapo! You would say that nonsense to my face! Omo ale! Ajegbodo
Lil Cousin F: what’s ‘ajegbodo pls? My Yoruba isn’t that good.
Aunty B: stop asking stupid questions
My brother O: What in the world is going on here?
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Lil Cousin F: what’s ‘ajegbodo pls? My Yoruba isn’t that good.
Aunty B: stop asking stupid questions
My brother O: What in the world is going on here?
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Aunty B: I think admin should take down the group till everyone is calm, this is messy I don’t like it.
Uncle Dapo: ma lu e bi benbe nobiu Ade, o mo pe mi o se ma lu e! Opuro agbalagba
Uncle Dapo: ma lu e bi benbe nobiu Ade, o mo pe mi o se ma lu e! Opuro agbalagba
*one of my brothers has called me for the gist and is currently howling*
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Uncle TJ: aunty mi! Awon eyan bi tiyin na lo da ilu yi ru! There’s nothing you like to talk about! Don’t take any shit down!
Cousin S: admin take note.
Uncle Dapo: E fi aunty mi le o.
Aunty A: TJ maje ko di emi ati e o
Cousin S: admin take note.
Uncle Dapo: E fi aunty mi le o.
Aunty A: TJ maje ko di emi ati e o
Mummy: End the group till further notice.
Whatttttttttttt!!! Shey eyin ni jagaban ni mummy! LMAOOOOOO
Whatttttttttttt!!! Shey eyin ni jagaban ni mummy! LMAOOOOOO
Aunty B: Exactly sister. Moti sobe tele won fe gbo.
Uncle TJ: Ekale ma Alhaja
Uncle A: ma peyin pada ma
Me:
Lil cousin F: I can see screenshots of your tweets aunty Dee!
Uncle Dapo: Ekale sister, I don’t think that’s a solution.
Eje ka end group yi! LMAOOOOOO
Uncle TJ: Ekale ma Alhaja
Uncle A: ma peyin pada ma
Me:
Lil cousin F: I can see screenshots of your tweets aunty Dee!
Uncle Dapo: Ekale sister, I don’t think that’s a solution.
Eje ka end group yi! LMAOOOOOO
Admin is conveniently not responding!
Like ebi yi gbodo tuka se!
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Like ebi yi gbodo tuka se!
LMAOOOOOO!
Damnnnnnn!!!
I don’t think it’d ever be the same!
I don’t think it’d ever be the same!
Uncle K: but mami ti ku tipe now, why is Shiji just saying this now
Aunty B : osumi o
Uncle Dapo: ese ji ni brother mi?
Cousin S: because uncle Ade does not have American Visa yet and I won’t be in England any time soon.
Uncle TJ: Shiji ode tito iwo na
Aunty B : osumi o
Uncle Dapo: ese ji ni brother mi?
Cousin S: because uncle Ade does not have American Visa yet and I won’t be in England any time soon.
Uncle TJ: Shiji ode tito iwo na
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Oloshi ni omo yi!
Oloshi ni omo yi!
Aunty B: I don’t understand Shiji
Cousin N: somebody is actually posting what is happening here on social media
Uncle TJ : Aunty mi , ki le understand?
Big mummy: whoever that is should stop, egbo ile o gbodo wa nita
Uncle Dapo: Kosi big deal, aye computer lawa
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Cousin N: somebody is actually posting what is happening here on social media
Uncle TJ : Aunty mi , ki le understand?
Big mummy: whoever that is should stop, egbo ile o gbodo wa nita
Uncle Dapo: Kosi big deal, aye computer lawa
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Me: I am the one posting it on my twitter page Sumbo. You could have just mentioned my name.
Uncle TJ: ko ni meaning.
Uncle D: So people now know Ade took my camera?
Big mummy: I thought Alhaja said the group should be brought down
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Uncle TJ: ko ni meaning.
Uncle D: So people now know Ade took my camera?
Big mummy: I thought Alhaja said the group should be brought down
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We are not doing what Alhaja said plix dear! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Personally, I think Admin is an enemy of the family! She’s conveniently offline!
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Everybody ti ya werey!
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You people would have to share your family with me if mine disowns me! Lmaoooooo
